jason

jason is a man who is really hairy, his ant trial goes on for miles on end and his leg hairs are to thic to ever trim. he is also someone who is immortal, actually maybe one day but when he is one hundred thirty five. he is a great friend and person to be around he will never make you frown.

man jason’s ant trail is long asf!

by bigfupalupa August 9, 2021

The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.

Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"

by DlouisD May 21, 2019

JASON

The short person of the group.
Can be slightly annoying, too loud.
Frequently fiens over girls.
Arrogant.
Ignorant.
Conceited.

"Yo Jason is fucking annoying"
"Jason be looking at my ass ode"
"Jason play around to much"

by asdfghjk11423 March 13, 2014

jason

and dumb chicken nugget who has no life and once thalia breaks up with he will be lonely for life

Jason is dumb

by Ava poopydoopie March 31, 2020

jason

jason’s the kinda guy who likes to flex on ft. he’s got a twin who is 2 minutes older than him (which means 2 minutes better). he wants A NOTHER GEKO.

hi my name is jason

by pikapikafemaledog July 25, 2018

jason

A jason is gay and he loves to eat dick and swallow the cum , he is very gay and hes a filipino kid with a small boto according to 1 inch punisher an he has a boyfriend named troy and hes a white kid also with a small dick

zaydon: omg is that jason hes gay

troy: omg stop talking about my boyfriend

by jasonsgay July 24, 2018

jason mewes

When you vomit gently on to a persons chest while masturbating.

I walked in on Tom in the cellar and he was doing a jason mewes with Frank.

by BChewalski March 5, 2013