A Jason

To be used as an anal gimp at a party and take any and all loads during the night.

Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"

by Wank-o-meter February 01, 2023

jason

idiot, jason is incompetent he does not know how to do anything he is just a bad person in general is do not trust this guy he will spill your secrets faster than you can say them (jason gosser)

why is jason here, ickkkk

by jg1978 August 21, 2017

jason

jason is a man who is really hairy, his ant trial goes on for miles on end and his leg hairs are to thic to ever trim. he is also someone who is immortal, actually maybe one day but when he is one hundred thirty five. he is a great friend and person to be around he will never make you frown.

man jason’s ant trail is long asf!

by bigfupalupa August 10, 2021

The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.

Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"

by DlouisD May 21, 2019

JASON

The short person of the group.
Can be slightly annoying, too loud.
Frequently fiens over girls.
Arrogant.
Ignorant.
Conceited.

"Yo Jason is fucking annoying"
"Jason be looking at my ass ode"
"Jason play around to much"

by asdfghjk11423 March 03, 2014

jason

and dumb chicken nugget who has no life and once thalia breaks up with he will be lonely for life

Jason is dumb

by Ava poopydoopie March 31, 2020

jason

jason’s the kinda guy who likes to flex on ft. he’s got a twin who is 2 minutes older than him (which means 2 minutes better). he wants A NOTHER GEKO.

hi my name is jason

by pikapikafemaledog July 25, 2018