Jared Padalecki 

A species of moose.

Girl 1: Did you see that massive moose run by?

Girl 2: Oh, that was just Jared Padalecki...

Jared Padalecki by corksoakerr March 11, 2011

Jared Monaco 

The Maine's sick guitar player, that can learn basically any song you give him. Known as the band's personal ginger and describes himself as "red." Loves Sour Patch kids and makes peanut butter and Jelly Sandwiches with a spoon.

Did you see the red head on stage tonight?

Yeah that's the guitar player Jared Monaco!

Jared Monaco by Shandeoconnor March 18, 2010

Jared Robison 

A person that is truly the bomb diggity that deserves all the minidabs #yeet

Jared Robison is literally one of the most talented people I know.

Jared Robison by Kidney bones May 28, 2018

Jared H

A dry texter who flexes his tesla and him skateboarding for 6 months. He's a bit of a man whore and claims to have many hoes but rlly likes this one smoth. His crush's dick is bigger than his and a baby pulls off his fashion better than his dog. Jared H likes to send forehead pics but videos to the lucky ones that don't necessarily send them back.

Izzie: Oh look it's jared H, the one with the miniscule dick.
Sylvie: Is he gonna attempt to kickflip again?
*Jared H falls on his face*
Amber and Esther: classic Jared H

Jared H by Jizziewizzie June 4, 2020

Jared Followill 

Actually not a guitarist! He's the basist - get your facts straight woman!

Jared looks so face-meltingly cool when he plays (bass)

Jared Followill by Rosie January 1, 2005

Jared Fogle 

Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. Subway is one of my favorite restaurants but Jared makes Subway look like curves.

Jared Fogle: Hey i lost weight eating Subway
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo

Jared Fogle by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007

Jared Leto 

An amazingly talented male actor and singer who doesn't give a fuck what colour his hair is or what other's think of him.

Oh and he also doesn't know the term of 'Soon'

Jared Leto: The This Is War video will be out soon
*2 years later*
Echelon: Jared when will we get that TIW video!!?

Jared Leto by Miss30Mars April 4, 2011