Instepcest

One step closer to incest

Wow! He’s marrying his step sister, that’s instepcest.

by Kinfucky June 13, 2018

Inside Shit

An inside joke or private reference that never successfully makes it on Urban Dictionary.

Votee: SallyHermaned - When my sista Sally does that thing she does! #lmao
Voter: Don't allow. Wow, what an Inside Shit. Brainfart much?

by DeiGoiCah July 28, 2018

inside-of-pocket hand-clasp

What ya do when ya wanna hold hands "skin-to-skin" wif yer hunnybunny while strolling around town together, but it's cold outside and so ya both have to wear gloves. What ya do is to simply "share" one pair of gloves between the two of you (put the left glove on your left hand and the right glove on yer companion's right hand), interlace the fingers of yer bare right hand with those of your sweetie's left hand, and then tuck your clasped hands inside your right jacket-pocket to keep both hands warm.

Doing da inside-of-pocket hand-clasp is usually okay for short periods of time, but eventually one or both of you may start to get a wrist-cramp from the slightly awkward grasp-angle, or your upper wrists may begin to get chilly from being partially exposed to the cold air. If the latter issue is the case, wearing a flock-lined pullover-hoodie can sometimes eliminate this discomfort, since this style of garment will usually have a nice long horizontal pocket that's specifically intended for "storing" your hands, and so you can both "burrow" your hands a lot "deeper" inside the jacket's thick cloth "tunnel" and thus have all of your wrist-skin covered.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

Inside Out Old Fashioned

When you have sex with a woman who is in the last third of her trimester and you feel the tiny fetal hand jerking you off while you are banging her.

Dave had an Inside Out Old Fashioned as he had sex with Tiffany Lee, who was pregnant and had just finished her shift at the Pepperment Rhino.

by Peppermint Rhino February 2, 2019

Insits

Insits: (v) When a cat insists upon sitting in an inconvenient and/or inappropriate place, such as literally any paper, the sink, your face, etc.

I tried to move the cat, but he insitsted on remaining in the backpack.

by AreYouFoucaultingKidding February 27, 2019

inside-of-glove fingers-curl

Refers to the chillier-weather hand-maneuver that you periodically perform when your digits get chilly inside your mittens; it involves withdrawing your half-frozen appendages from the glove's cold-moisture-soaked fingers and rolling them up into your palm to help warm them a bit more.

I had to handle wet items while running my errands around town during today's unseasonable snowstorm, so I was obliged to frequently perform the inside-of-glove fingers-curl so that my hands wouldn't go numb.

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

Inside Booty Trade

Someone in the work place who get special treatment from "higher ups" with no way on how or why that person gets special treatment.

Tommy is always on his phone and the manager says nothing to him. I think he's part of the Inside Booty Trade.

I swear Karan can walk in 15 minutes late no punishment but I walk in a minute late I get scold. She got to be part of the Inside Booty Trade

by theband12 October 9, 2019