howards way

Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.

Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.

by Big J B June 29, 2022

matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.

Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

SFC Howard

A man who likes yo do freaky stuff during duty hours on post in military reservations.

Damn man you fucked lara in the barracks? You’re such a SFC Howard.

Went by SFC Howard’s office earlier and the door was closed. Wonder what that means…

by A1 Avenger August 6, 2022

The Dwight Howard

When you slam dunk over your best friend’s girl and then plunge your cock into her mouth

Ayo bro, you know that tall ass chick, I did the Dwight Howard on her lol

by Megatroel January 11, 2020

Howard

Just a regular old joke

“You know Howard?” “Who?” “How are deez nuts tasting in yo mouth.”

by Guntherdaloll December 10, 2019

howard-fabretto

A person who is entirely obsessed with females, but pretends to hate them so his friends accept him. And hates the show "My Little Pony" but tells everyone he watches it to seem like a brony.

Girl: "Hey Rohan, do you watch My Little Pony?"
Rohan: "Of course I do, I am a Howard-Fabretto. Go away because you're a girl and I hate you"

by chartrex.bandcamp.com November 4, 2013

Mandy Howard

Mandy Howard is literally the best person ever. She is so funny and always sings in FaceTime and yells at you when you don’t sing along. She makes everything so iconic and take the best photos. Mandy always takes other people’s phones and spans them with pics. She is also the QUEEN of birthday videos and makes the other birthday videos literally quake. She also has the best werid duck sound and is the best dancer ever. She makes everything so fun and amazing. If Mandy Howard is your best friend consider your self lucky but also back of my best friend. 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

Person 1- Wow Mandy Howard seems really nice and iconic. We should be best friends

Person 2- Sorry you can’t she’s Jane’s best friend.

Person 1- Yeah your right. They are super iconic and savage.

by yoooooourgirrrrrrrrl March 30, 2019