A Howard is a completely unimpressive collection of traits that consumes its own waste. While some references to Howard as a first or last name have been used in the past, all Howard’s have their origins from a single mutated cell of primordial Fatlardagin sperm.
The Mississippi strain of the Howard is the most unremarkable and subhuman subspecies of the Howards and usually caught at night on trail cam performing beastiality on white tail deer.
Mississippi Howard’s can be identified easily by their slowed speech, irregular cranium shape and a under developed penis that resembles a small tootsie roll, amazingly this tiny appendage is black no matter skin color.
The first example studied by Harvard professors was in 1846 and was found at the Barnum and Bailey Circus as a side show for a 5 cent piece
Amazingly the Mississippi Howard has continued to regress in all aspects.
Take the tootsie roll shaped penis, as disgusting as this sounds it has regressed from 81 mm (3.18”) in 1846 down toe 54 mm (2.12”) in the last study dated August 18 2007. The penis now resembles a Tootsie Roll that was left in someone’s pocket in the dryer.
Cranial size continues to grow in a malformed manner while the sub cortex and medulla oblongata have withered away baffling the worlds greatest minds to ask “how could such a beast procreate or even remember how to walk?
The Mississippi strain of the Howard is the most unremarkable and subhuman subspecies of the Howards and usually caught at night on trail cam performing beastiality on white tail deer.
Mississippi Howard’s can be identified easily by their slowed speech, irregular cranium shape and a under developed penis that resembles a small tootsie roll, amazingly this tiny appendage is black no matter skin color.
The first example studied by Harvard professors was in 1846 and was found at the Barnum and Bailey Circus as a side show for a 5 cent piece
Amazingly the Mississippi Howard has continued to regress in all aspects.
Take the tootsie roll shaped penis, as disgusting as this sounds it has regressed from 81 mm (3.18”) in 1846 down toe 54 mm (2.12”) in the last study dated August 18 2007. The penis now resembles a Tootsie Roll that was left in someone’s pocket in the dryer.
Cranial size continues to grow in a malformed manner while the sub cortex and medulla oblongata have withered away baffling the worlds greatest minds to ask “how could such a beast procreate or even remember how to walk?
by Lagniappe November 06, 2021
Get the Howardmug. Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.
Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.
by Big J B June 29, 2022
Get the howards waymug. The worst PM from Australia's worst political party. Nobody ever saw his face because it was always buried in George Bush's ass. Was in talks to make australia the 51st state of America before the australian public grew more than 3 brain cells and voted him out.
by Among us nft April 20, 2022
Get the John Howardmug. There is no definition. He can not be defined.
Dude #1: Dude why did you make a urban dictionary definition for me?
Dude #2: I just felt like it.
Dude #1: Wow you just pulled a howard kim.
Dude #2: I just felt like it.
Dude #1: Wow you just pulled a howard kim.
by mrtunaguy December 14, 2013
Get the howard kimmug. by Kyle Howard September 28, 2022
Get the Kyle Howardmug. Aliens- That's all they got is it? A duck named Howard, a geek, and a weirdo, they're fucked! We will unleash a part of hell and all of darkness on them by making a movie about this.
by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022
Get the Howardmug. 