Ryan Howard

When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.

Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.

by Deez Nuts 2016 October 18, 2015

matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.

Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

howards way

Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.

Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.

by Big J B June 29, 2022

Howard

Referring to an exemplary individual. A person who demonstrates model or ideal behavior. Derived from the debut single of American singer-songwriter Montell Jordan; "This is How we do it" and the associated meme of individual "Howie Dewitt".

"You are so Howard"; "You've Howard-it"; "Way to Howard"

by anonymous February 2, 2024

Howard

Wife is a whole lot of fun..

Damn Howard’s wife has mad body’s on her…

by Wooooohoooooo June 14, 2025

Hallway Howard

Any person/group in a school hallway that poses a threat to those passing; unremarkable people posing as obstacles to those trying to get to class.

Can come individually or in groups, though individual hallway howards are rare. Often very excitable girls/boys talking without realizing they're taking up the whole damn hallway.

person 1: damn, this school is full of assholes and hallway howards.

person 2: true. I'll be pissed if we're late again.

by acxi January 25, 2019

Jim Howard

An asshole who's never had a girlfriend, and thus chooses to be that annoying friend who hates anyone else in a relationship.

Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy who pulled a Jim Howard?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?

by That Friend November 19, 2017