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no homo

phrase NOT coined by Cam'Ron, but by his young protege Juelz Santana.

used after a phrase that sounds ambigously gay or 'homo', so that your friends won't call you a 'homo'

very homophobic.
'no homo but we cockin' em' - Juelz Santana

'yo homie, i just spent five hours talking with my man on the phone, no homo' - random dude
by Johnny Twoguns August 13, 2004
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Homelanding

Homelanding- Verb- To homeland. Derives from the Television Series Homeland: The act of ejaculating adjacent to one's spouse or significant other on a carpeted floor. The recipient must be nude and preferably crying while kneeling on the ground. Absolutely NO EYE-CONTACT during said act. After ejaculation, the participant must immediately fall asleep, leaving the partner in agonizing tears. However, if the partner fails to cry, the act is not warranted.
So how was your first date?

"I took her to Outback Steakhouse and then one thing led to another and I ended up homelanding that bitch!"
by GoGamecocks October 14, 2012
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homolito

Gay male of any Hispanic origin
Ricky Martin is a Homolito
by Michael Chase August 26, 2006
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Homeless Hot Pocket

A homeless person takes a dump on the sidewalk and another one pees on it and the one that dropped it picks it up and eats it
Hey joe look at those homeless people doin a Homeless Hot Pocket
by redneck101 November 21, 2013
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Homelab

Homelab also known as 'The cult of the MonsterMuffin' is a cult that worships the god of servers. Many would say the homelab is the gateway to heaven.

People often will have an altar called a "rack" that is a representative image of "the great hypervisor in the clouds".

Many of us like to show off our memory count to gain attraction from our peer's or the overlord, MonsterMuffin.
May I visit your homelab to worship MonsterMuffin, our overlord?

Does your homelab have an altar called a "rack"?

Date scene:
Person 1 - "How much memory do you have i your homelab?"
Person 2 - "256GB"
Person 1 - "It's over person 2!!!!!"
by QuillzToxic2 March 22, 2017
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Homo adaptus

One who continuously adapts.
"He's such a Homo adaptus, he's always taking Jolts to stay ahead of the game."
by Somoneelsewhodoesnt August 15, 2017
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Mega Homo

When somebody has very big gey
Welcome to twitch highlights 19:

MEGA HOMO
by Dick_Kickem420 October 10, 2018
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