Homelab

Homelab also known as 'The cult of the MonsterMuffin' is a cult that worships the god of servers. Many would say the homelab is the gateway to heaven.

People often will have an altar called a "rack" that is a representative image of "the great hypervisor in the clouds".

Many of us like to show off our memory count to gain attraction from our peer's or the overlord, MonsterMuffin.

May I visit your homelab to worship MonsterMuffin, our overlord?

Does your homelab have an altar called a "rack"?

Date scene:
Person 1 - "How much memory do you have i your homelab?"
Person 2 - "256GB"
Person 1 - "It's over person 2!!!!!"

Homelab by QuillzToxic2 March 22, 2017

homelab

Homelab is a place to mess around with enterprise equipment and software in the home, and sometimes extending past this. Many of us do it to keep us at the top of our game in our jobs, some people do it on here because they want to get into IT, and others simply because it interests them. Not all labbers are the same, and this is fine. Regardless of why you're here, or why you want to get into this hobby, we're all here to help and encourage. Homelab is run by a faggot called MonsterMuffin.

I just bought some new servers that I am going to put in my homelab.

homelab by daunting skid March 22, 2017

homelander 

A Deranged , evil version of Superman that stars in the show on Amazon Prime : the boys played by Anthony Starr

Person 1 : did u see that show , the boys?
Person 2 : yeah I did ....Homelander is so scary
Person 1 : Fucking Diabolical
Person 2 : hahaha

homelander by Stormfront Liberty September 15, 2020

Homeland Security

A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.

If you want to know why you feel insecure blame Homeland Security.

Homeland Security by Len Bakerloo June 16, 2018

A Homelander 

The act of masturbating on a rooftop while standing on the edge. As seen on the Amazon Prime Video show "The Boys" which released in 2019.

Person 1: Did you see the crackhead jerking off on top of the bridge?
Person 2: Yeah, motherfucker pulled a Homelander, fucking diabolical.

A Homelander by mayonnaizzo October 13, 2020

Homelander'n it 

Jerking off on a rooftop after losing all mental stability.

Jerry was Homelander'n it on the empire state building yesterday.

Homelander'n it by NotPhatPhuck 420.69 November 15, 2020

homeland security

1) A strategic move on the part of the United States Government made to take away the rights guaranteed by the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and brought about by the 9-11 terrorist act, and the first step toward globalization of the planet resulting in the new world order, and a perpetual state of martial law in the new millennium.

see also- fucked, conspiracy, GW Bush, forced labor

homeland security by jrh5356 April 15, 2005