Heather Jones

A bitch who doesn't care about anyone else besides herself.

That girl is a bitch.

Oh that's Heather Jones.

Heather Jones by life.sucks. July 11, 2011

Heather Weather 

The cerebral and metaphorically meteorological conditions that must be present for one to drunk dial and subsequently attempt coitus with a girl named Heather.

Dude 1: Dude, I'm going to go down to the Beer House tonight to tie one on.

Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?

Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!

Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*

Heather Weather by Uvula February 17, 2010

heather hunter 

Ugly, scrawny african american porn star and notorious slut...has no assets a black women should possess.

Have you seen Heather Hunter in that BET uncut video? She's ugly as hell and probably got the clap.

heather hunter by juelzgirl December 13, 2006

heather murph 

A girl with beautiful blue eyes and a nice round booty and nice breasts. she also posesses a very intellectual mind and has many talents.

I met this girl who was a complete heather murph, she could sing and her blue-eyes and baggn body made me wanna cry.

heather murph by petey pablo August 21, 2004

heather hit 

A dab hit smaller than a normal hit. Usually reffered to a hit so small that only a tiny woman named heather will feel it.

Dude dont load me a Heather hit man, I wanna get ripped!

heather hit by Viciouspest June 17, 2017

Heather Jones

The most beautiful girl in the world. She has a unique personality that will catch some by surprise. She is the greatest woman I have ever met. I love you my queen.

Heather Jones is a amazing woman.

Heather Jones by The Queens King August 11, 2018

heather hood 

heather hood is a greasy stinky raccoon.

a wild heather hood can usually be found searching through a bin.

heather hood by bigdaddy1001 January 2, 2023