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havin a mare

Phrase. Short for "Having a nightmare".

Often used when things have gone completely tits up and you have no control over what the fuck is going on.

Small "mares" are usually caused by physics practicals, but larger ones are usually due to women.
The Ultimate Mare: Going out with a fit girl for two years, splitting up while living with her, sleeping with her friend, sleeping with ex again a few weeks later, pulling another of your ex's friends a few weeks after, then telling your ex the gory details including the fact that you did not play it safe with either and that she may now have got de baad AIDS.
by MofoLoadOShit February 4, 2005
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Dry Heaving Penis

When a man has enough intercourse in a day that he cannot produce enough semen thus creating a dry heave effect via the penis.
When I finally came for the tenth time today my penis dry heaved (dry heaving penis) his final breath.
by Heaving penis August 29, 2010
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hazing

Usually part of initiations into a group of some sort. Commonly done by pooring nasty food over people, making them do humiliating things, and other ways.
The cops showed up right when we were done hazing the newbies with sardines, mustard, and marshmallows.
by Carmel May 18, 2005
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hating

Tom was hating on Tim because Tim was given a promotion that Tom thought he deserved.
by CrashReboot72 July 30, 2010
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Butt Heaving

Agressive diarrhea, more violent in nature than regular diarrhea, and where each episode requires a longer than normal visit to the restroom. Similar in nature to extreme vomiting after drinking WAY too much alcohol after a long night of partying except that material is ejected from the other end. (The word is funnier if pronounced "Buttheavin' ".)
Dude, why were you in there so long?
Sorry, I was butt heaving.

Don't go in there yet, someone was just in there buttheavin'.
by Internet Dan February 8, 2010
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hazing

Physical and mental torture for the new people in a college , high school or the forces.

The seniors try to pick out the weak freshers while staying well away from the stronger looking ones.
Some seniors tried hazing me and my brother and when we broke ones leg they all went crying to the deans office. hahahhah...typical.
by gallardo_guy May 22, 2006
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Havin' a time

Havin' a time is slang from eastern Canada, which means having fun, having a good time, just in a general state of well-being.

Generally, if one is havin' a time, he or she is doing pretty well.
Seamus was just sittin' at the bar, havin' a time.

"What're ya doin' over there, b'y?"
"Havin' a time! Yas should come join!"
by Cacaphonous Mischief October 19, 2009
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