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Bay-hatch

Noun, A disrespectful address of a Michael Bay fan. From the English, BITCH.

Syn. cunt, English.
“How can you think Michael Bay is a good director? Your such a god damn Bay-hatch.”
by Dr_super_pimp April 28, 2006
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J-Hatch

1. When a girl's hair is especially nappy that day.
2. When a girl does not care and throws her hair in a frizzy messy bun
3. Untamed, unattractive hair situation
4. Hair resembles that of a squirrel's tail
1. "Do you need to borrow my brush, cause your hair is pulling a J-Hatch"
2. "I was running late so I threw my hair up in a J-Hatch"
3. "I don't know she's got J-Hatch hair."
4. "Your pony tail is J-Hatchin it up"
5. "I can't go out tonight, my hair's being a J-Hatch"
by MerBer May 20, 2008
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Hatch

A person who forces a photographer to retake a photo because of their appearance regardless of if other people in the picture like their apperance.
*Snap*
Hatch: "Let me see! Let me see!... I look like a tard. Take it again!"

"Don't be a Hatch yo!"
by Victim of the Hatch December 9, 2008
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hatch

two brows one

that patch of hair that turns two eyebrows into one
You need to shave that hatch so you don't look like bert
by lightning lightning July 7, 2008
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hatchertalk

when you tell someone how hard you partied over the weekend, on the Monday after it happened. to reminisce of when you were last drunk. a conversation about the last time you were baked or drunk.
Matt revealed a lot of embarassing things when he was hatchertalking in the office breakroom. However, his hatchertalk was hilarious.
by Jason Hatcher June 5, 2007
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Hatchet-Back Gorilla

A gorilla that has been whipped on the back many times and is very angry so it looks like you hit it with a hatchet.
Wow, that is one angry hatchet-back gorilla.

Yeah man.
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hatchet wounde

A girls vagina that is so gross it looks so gross like a hatchet wounde. similar to something from chainsaw massacre.
she was hot, but her vagina looked like a hatchet wounde.
by green starfish June 5, 2010
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