Dutch Handrail

The act of stretching a condom over the rim of a cup, and proceeding to have sex with it.

My girlfriend doesn't do it quite like a Dutch Handrail.

by zpa October 21, 2012

Brass handrail

Noun - name given to a sexual manoeuvre similar to a handjob where a Brillo pad and metal polish are used in conjunction to achieve climax. The result is a shiny pink shaft, not unlike brass.

I went to the cinema the other day and the guy behind me was brass handrailed.......ruined the movie.

by Brasshandrailer January 28, 2016

Reverse Handcar

When you and your buddy strip down and get back to back, touching asses, and give each other reach around handjobs. The result looks like an old-timey, 2-man powered minecart, but backwards.

Justin and I hadn't been laid in weeks so we gave ourselves a reverse handcar.

by Neon black March 20, 2017

teenage handratchet

Your hand during masturbating

I'm gonna go fire up the teenage handratchet

by Decay Soulcrusher October 10, 2020

Neo-Hanbali

False adherents to the Hanbali madhab, most of them are usually mufawiddah or barelvis, or Jahmis.

"They are not really hanbalis"

" I am a Neo-Hanbali, Ibn Taymiyyah is a mujassim take from Ahmad Reza Khan".

by Abdulwahid Al Azhari November 3, 2022

The Quigley Handbrake

The act of suddenly gripping a nearby friend's erect penis and attempting to yank it at an extreme angle with great force.

I hit matt with the Quigley Handbrake and now he's in hospital.

by Quilyboi July 2, 2024

train conductors handbreak

when a dildo is slathered in used motor oil and bacon grease

My girl did the train conductors handbreak last night,

by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025