chuukese hammer

When a man of Micronesian descent slaps his penis on a woman's head or face.

If you really want to degrade a woman, nut and then hit her with the Chuukese Hammer.

by UnicornTamer December 28, 2016

hammer

a mutherfuckin gun

used mainly in the south

Gucci Mane: East Atlanta cockin hammers,

bandannas on car antennas

no, we do not talk to strangers

just cut off these niggas fingaz

by bubbakush123 May 5, 2010

5 inch hammer

Slapping a woman around the face with your dick, instead of having her suck you off.

She was hot and she was wiling to give me a blowjob, but her breath REALLY smelled, so I 5 inch hammered her.

by Rozzarunner August 26, 2013

Velvet Hammer

The Velvet Hammer is a women leader or professor who can manage with grace and eloquence and still get things done. She is very tough on her underlings, but fair and brilliant. She is also very beautiful and probably will save/rule the world one day.

Oh man, did you see the requirements for that final paper she has us doing?? That woman is the Velvet Hammer!

by Janey D August 7, 2009

bang my hammer

A subtle way of saying "you turn me on" or "you float my boat". It can also be used in a non-sexual way to describe something that one likes.

"Tay, you bang my hammer."
"Bang my hammer, baby."

by shmorn November 30, 2005

hamfart

For those of you from the Pittsburgh area, you have all definitely experienced the hamfart. The hamfart is brewed from what is called ham barbecue a dish native to Pittsburgh which includes chipped ham brewed in catsup and beer in the crock pot for a day...mmm delicious. The fart is the aftermath of this picnic delight and deserves its own name because it is the second time that the lunch meat is cooked and comes out smelling just as it does in the pot. Most Pittsburghers can imagine their mothers creating the hammy during the day and good news, the experience is not over once you ingest!

Megan, you made a hamfart, I can tell that you had a picnic today. Your mother uses the same beer and catsup as my mother!!

by Fruitcake Gracie Ellen March 4, 2008

genocidal_hammer

There's not much to say. He's one grimnorseultramotherfuckingmetal son of a bitch. Can be used as a noun or adjective, to describe someone close to or just as grimnorseultramotherfuckingmetal as him.

Jim: This Artillery CD is fucking great.
Bob: Whoa, dude, don't pull a genocidal_hammer on me.

by Robyn Swank November 15, 2004