Hostile Intent

A Half Life modification that is supposed to be coming out soon, but that has been the story from 1999.

HI has been at 90% complete for something around 3 years. It's pathetic, the HL engine is beginning to get outdated.
Games, movies and lots of other stuff can get made in a short time. Hostile Intent will probably play like shit, the models and stuff are old style, probably with low polies etc. Gonna be the worst mod ever, can't miss it..

I mean look at other good mods. The Specialists etc. They only took a couple of years and they will > Hostile Intent.

Fact: It wont be out before Half Life 3, not 2, 3. That's fact, these morons are pathetic.

"Woah, look at this mod it looks really cool! Hostile Intent!"
'Yeah, It's only been in production for 4 years. They suck ass. The mod looks good, but it will probably play like monkey shit.'
"Oh yeah, I got banned from the IRC. I was called FGT then banned by FlyingPenis or something."
'Yup. The mod is gonna blow, the community blows, the dev team blows.
Fucking losers..'
"Yup Fuck Hostile Intent. Fuck it to bits.."

by Hostile Intent Is gayness September 5, 2003

hostess

creaming your pants
vaginal secretion

That guy was so hot i just hostessed in my pants

by Big Mo June 5, 2005

hostory

A story told by a girl to one of her friends, or published in magazines (i.e. Penthouse) or websites, relating to meaningless sexual encounters.

Girl 1: I met a guy last night at a bar. We got a hotel room and made love all night long. Later, he just kind of disappeared. What did I do wrong?

Girl 2: Sounds like another hostory to me.

by 933valway September 13, 2011

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

hostile

Hostile: Gasoline

Hostility: Gasolinism



HOSTILE (GASOLINE) SCALE:

0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)

25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)

50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)

75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)

100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)

Diesel powered vehicles are more friendly than Gasoline-powered ones, so that's why someone is "diesel" when they're friendly, yet "gasoline" when they're hostile. Here's why:

Diesel vehicles are known to be better in general than Gasoline-powered ones. They have:


-Longer-lasting engines


-Higher fuel mileage


-Better exhaust scent


-Pleasant sound


-Greater towing capacity


-Greater torque


Whereas Gasoline-powered vehicles:


-Guzzle more fuel


-Emit unpleasant exhaust fumes
...And you get the idea.


Did I also mention that Diesel Fuel costs less to make than Gasoline?

by Java September 7, 2004

Hostile Intent

Hostile Intent community is mostly full of assholes.

1)Fuck you.
2)Fgt!
3)!KB Fgt

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

Hostile Intent

A mod that is soon coming out (90% complete)

The mod Hositle Intent is near completion

by Castor Troy February 10, 2003