Hitchling

Individual who claims to be leftist but then supports racist, colonial, warfare in Iraq and Afganistan.

My Hitchling friend thought she was hip and cool for insulting the religious right, but then she teamed up with them to support the invasion of Iraq.

by doughofthemoon December 26, 2011

Hootchipap

Used to describe an inanimate object that can be considered a useful tool for one of many tasks. Screwdrivers, can openers, etc can all be referred to as a hootchipap.

Its that thing...you know...over there...in that drawer. Its right next to the thing-a-ma-jig.

Also known as a whatchamcallit.

"Where is the hootchipap?!" "The what?" "you know the chingadera thing over there in the drawer".

by BenAKAHuge April 2, 2013

hitchwhovian

A fan of both Doctor Who and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

My friend is a hitchwhovian. She won't stop telling me about Douglas Adams' career as a writer for Doctor Who. Don't get me started about all the crossovers involved...

by Trillian Lungbarrow September 3, 2013

Hotchew

The act of having to constantly move overly heated food around your mouth to avoid being burned.

I took a big bite of grandma's turkey. I had to hotchew for a minute!

by hashtagswagmasta May 19, 2014

Hitchhikin

Taking another dudes bitch

"Sees a bad bitch who has a boyfriend , that's looking lonely at the club". "walks over to spit heat" Yo look at this dog ,my man is hitchhikinnnn

by MikeyBeenTrilL March 15, 2016

hotched

Feeling the emotions of mad and sad at the same time. Of something that happen that made you mad , usually made other people sad , but not you. But , therefore you were mad and sad of what somebody did to you , you wanted to get revenge , but you couldn't because you were depressed.

Miley was hotched when the teacher kicked her out of the classroom for trying to help another student since Miley was in High School the teacher called a staff to get her suspended and grounded , so therefore since Miley was mad when the teacher kicked her out of the classroom , she was sad and was crying , but at the same time yelled at her mom.

by Kacy September 4, 2016

hotched

Feeling the emotions of sad and mad at the same time. Usually occurs when someone is mad , and the audience around them feels sad (sympathetic) for them, therefore it can occur when the person is mad and is crying because of there anger , or the person is sad , and is showing anger because of the sadness. Or it can occur at the same time, when you want to be left alone about something , or tells rumors about somebody to express your anger , while you feel sad. Such as getting bullied when you are sad , but not showing it.

Miley's teacher kicked her out of the classroom for helping another student. Since Miley was in high school the teacher called a staff, and got miley suspended and grounded. When Miley went home she was sad , and crying , but yelled at her mom at the same time, showing anger to her mom while crying making it hard for people to understand her. So , therefore Miley was hotched.

by Kacy September 4, 2016