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grow ho

a girl who starts out as a marijuana trimmer ( see trimmer )

and uses suggestive clothing and sexual favors to work her way up to growers girlfriend. These girls only date marijuana growers and dealers, and will leave there current boyfriend as soon as someone with more money/weed comes along.
that grow ho left me for my best friend, cause he grew better weed.
I caught that grow ho suckin my friends dick, cause he grew better weed then me.
She's nothin but a grow ho, she's only with you for your money and weed.
by siri-the-og-grow-ho December 22, 2010
mugGet the grow homug.

bling ho

A fat, loud ghetto skank festooned with gaudy jewelry usually obtained from any number of her baby daddies.
Leroy yelled " I told yo dumb bling ho ass I was not the baby daddy " when Maury announced " Leroy, you are NOT the father!"
by Konga December 28, 2008
mugGet the bling homug.

megatron that ho

(Reference to "Transformers")

Before reaching climax, a man switches positions so that his phallis is directly in front of the woman's face. While switching positions, he makes machine related noises. Upon reaching climax, he ejaculates in her face and shouts "Terrorize!"
Megatron that ho: "I Megatron'd that ho last night because she wouldn't let me spiderman her."
by no name here February 17, 2008
mugGet the megatron that homug.

Pro Ho

A girl that only dates guys who are sponsored by a snowboard/skateboard or "insert-other-sport here" company, just so they can name drop to other girls and get all the gear they can.
Lisa is such a pro ho. She doesn't even know what Independent Trucks are but her tits look great in their t-shirt.
by Auntie Anxiety October 19, 2006
mugGet the Pro Homug.

Ho Trinity

The Ho Trinity is the exhibition of muffin top, camel toe and cheekage leakage simultaneously.
That chick has the Ho Trinity going on. Someone give her a mirror!
by Lostie September 5, 2006
mugGet the Ho Trinitymug.

hoed up

1. Stop; pause; wait for me
2. Covered with skank-type women a.k.a. hoes
3. To dress/look the part of a hoe
1. "Hoed up nigga! I gots to tie my shoe laces!"
2. "Don't go to that strip club unless you wanna get hoed up."
3. "Damn, Stacey! Who you all hoed up for? We just goin' to the club."
by Veronica & Katie August 8, 2006
mugGet the hoed upmug.

Ho Quo

Short for "Whore Quotient".

The dollar amount required for a specific girl to sleep with you, if she were a prostitute.
A Ho Quo is a simple figure representing exactly how much a certain girl is attracted to you.

Note: A zero or negative Ho Quo means you are probably banging her right now.
"Hey Cindy, whats my Ho Quo?"
"What's that?"
"Whore quotient, how much I would have to pay you to sleep with me, if you were a prostitute."
"Oh right, about $240... and I am a prostitute."
"Really? Cool - do you take cash?"
by wilsterman July 25, 2008
mugGet the Ho Quomug.

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