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High school Fight 

1)Slang for a fight deemed illegitimate and/or too short to make a lasting impression.
Or
2)A long, drawn out fight that ends in severe injury, and in some cases, death.
1) Gus and Jeff participated in a High school Fight. It lasted only 10 seconds, with no severe injury.
2)Tim and Henry participated in a High school Fight. It lasted 5 minutes, in which both Tim and Henry were sent to the hospital for broken knuckles, breached skin, and damaged internal organs.
High school Fight by SergeantTV April 22, 2014
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High School Fashion Poser

It's like this; When you go to school and seeing someone where something that they CLEARLY should not even attempt, because you know that person, and that person would never wear that. That my friend, is when the fashion poser comes in effect. They all wear whatever is hip, or "the fab" at the time. Even if it was a part of another style's fashion, it doesn't matter to them. It's not cool until the "cool" kids copy another group's fashion.
Here's what a HIGH SCHOOL FASHION POSER IS=

1) Guy Harvey:
Oh Guy freaking Harvey. I hope you know half of the people who wear your shirts don't even fish... Or have any idea what tackle even is. To sum it all up. They all just pretend to fish. Props to the original kids/adults who actually DO FISH.

2) Skinny Jeans on GUYS
I know I was made fun of in middle school wearing them, because at the time only girls did. Well what now?! All of a sudden it's "cool" to wear them. Well considering that I wore it before it was cool and how it was okay for people to make fun of me back then. I'd say it's all the boys who were jealous of the Jonas Bros and Bieber.

3)Hollister
Can't spell Hollister without "Ho"
'Nough said.

high school dancing 

when girls give their dance partners a hand job with their ass cheeks.
dude, i got some mad blue-balls from all that high school dancing.

High school stereotypes 

These are lables given to individuals generally during high school years, to catagorize them. They range from preps, bimbos, geeks, nerds, jocks, townies, grungers, emos, goths, punks and the infamous chavs. Commonly used today particually in the UK.
People who label others with high school stereotypes are ignorant, have a low IQ, and do not understand the concept of individuality.

high school musical 

High School Musical is a deservedly Broadway-worthy film series that chronicles the impossibly tough lives of high schoolers in the wonderfully urban city of Albuquerque, NM. The realistic and completely original romantic plot revolves around two young students who (realistically) spend most of their high school lives putting on random dance and singing shows in completely normal places like the cafeteria during lunchtime, and the basketball court during an actual game. Of course we have to have a clever and witty villain in the movie, and naturally Disney has come up with a truly novel idea in Sharpay's character: the blonde, air-headed, bimbo after the main character. In movies 2 and 3, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens (who play the oh-so-unique theater jock and the even-more-unique nerdy singing gorgeous girl) get together, then break up, then, in a completely unpredictable turn of events that shocks audiences worldwide, get back together. Thankfully, the interesting, cheery, and rarely, if ever, annoying show-tunes make up for any (not that there are many of these) flaws that the movies may have. The crowning glory of this movie, however, is the gorgeous piece of manflesh we call Zac Efron (his bod, his eyes, his look of I'm-sexy-because-I-play-basketball-AND-I-can-sing, oh my!). Zac Efron is a testament to the much-forgotten fact that looking like a pixie fairy girl is a ticket to success and will win you an almost ridiculously dedicated, albeit somewhat unstable, fan following. All in all, High School Musical is a must-see summer blockbuster series that will never fail to increase your mental stimulation with its fine elements of classy cinematography. Truly, a film for the ages (if those ages happen to be between 5-15).
Random Person 1: Have you seen High School Musical 3? GOD Zac Efron is SO HOT! How will I ever get over him as long as I live? He makes me swoooooooooon *swoons*

Random Person 2: I would sit here and listen to you, but thankfully I have to go home and fold my socks.

high school drama 

You know when you best friend talks shit behind your back and then gets a group of ignorant freshman to join in so that there's this secret army of hatred against you? Yeah, that's high school drama.
Sandy's ex-best friend still talks trash behind her back even though they stopped hanging out a year ago. Ironically enough, Sandy will be going to a university after high school, whereas her ex-best friend will be going to a community college AND will still be living with her parents.

Score.

high school jock 

The typical jock seen in suburban high schools.
They usually:
-Brag about how football is the best sport there is even though their team sucks horribly

-How Jake fucked Clarissa last night in his typical red convertible sports car
-Punch their genitals in the boys locker room and laugh
-Party and transmite diseases faster than me busting ass after eating taco bell.
Hello, my name is Jason, im a high school jock, I like football, steroids, i fuck cheerleaders as a hobby and high school is the shit!
high school jock by idgafX November 14, 2011