Halo

One of the launch titles for the Microsoft Xbox video game console. Microsoft expected the game to fail badly, and never marketed the game to be anything other than yet another launch title in what was definitely a weak line up. Upon release endless numbers of clueless console newbies who had never played FPS games before decided it was the best thing ever, and managed to ignore the sluggish gameplay, horribly repetitive linear level design, and generic low-detail graphics and proclaim it to the be the second coming of video games, and it somehow garned a virtually relgious following. Most of these were probably ignoring the poor single player experience and were playing multiplayer FPS for the first time ever, realising what PC gamers had constantly been talking about for the past 8 years since the release of Doom on PC. Except Doom was also a well crafted single player experience as well. Halo is not. A vastly over rated game that at least introduced a lot of otherwise ignorant gamers to the wonderful world of FPS, even if it now means that a lot more shoddy FPS games and even existing PC FPS franchises are being raped and taken over to sub-par console versions.

- HALO IS TEH BESTEST GAME EVAR AND IF J00 D0NT TH|NK 0TH3RWI5E THEN UR A L4M3R LOLOL!!!1!

- Halo sucks.

by markgreyam January 6, 2005

Halo

1. The act of splooging semen around the crown of a girl's head so that traces of cum remain on her forehead and hair "a halo"

2. Rubbing fresh hot cum onto a woman's head in a circular motion until her hair is molded into the form of a halo.

3. Similar to: cum-crown, cum-bandana

"That ho is such an angel...she let me HALO her 'til her entire head was covered in my jizz!"

or

Man: "Baby, will you be my beautiful angel tonight?"
Ho: "Of course...I love you!"
Man proceeds to ejaculate excessively on ho's head and says, "God's cock made you an angel tonight, bitch!"

by 'GinaWhore May 12, 2009

Halo 3

T3h ub3rly aw3s0m3 anticipated pwn4g3 game of 2007. This game rocks my socks.

WTF! Halo 3 is out?!? Nigga, get that shit now!

by soulfaithful June 4, 2007

Halo Head

When some chick is suckin your dick while you own some motherfuckers in Halo.

Yo bitch, gimme some Halo Head while i pwn these cunt-rashes.

by USR Nigga December 3, 2007

halo

the name of the most wonderful person ever

"hi halo!"

"halo is awesome"

by someonewholikeshalo August 9, 2021

Halo reach around

A halo reach around is where you give someone a reach around while choking them with a halo that way they orgasm super awesome,its like auto erotic asphyxiation minus the likelyhood of death.

If you want a halo reach around that'll be 50$.

by SCORCH 13 July 4, 2010

Halo: Reach

the 5th halo game made by Bungie and the final installment in the series. Takes place Directly Before Halo: Combat Evolved.

when this game is released it will end a need for outdoor activitys and will ensure world peace and the end of poverty. unfortunetly it has already started to kill games like Halo 2 which had its servers shut down to start the Reach servers, it is sure to also kill games such as BF: bad company 2 and Modern Warfare 2 as everyone will be too busy blowing each others brains out with DMRs and Wraith Tanks to worry about mega n00b fests like MW2

Gamer 1: "Oi, have you seen the new blackops videos? those trailers look SWEET!"

Gamer 2: "black ops production will be cancelled after September 14"

Gamer 1: "what? why?"

Gamer 2: "because after they run their sales projection they will relise that Halo: Reach has eaten 98% of the market and nobody wants Cod anymore"

by i play MW2 July 17, 2010