Groovey

When one lick's another's anus.

Leslie: "Hey girl, what did you and O'Chelli do last night?"

Melissa: "he gave me the most amazing, sloppy groovey!"

by DAGS United March 4, 2009

Grommet

A FUCKING NEWBIE.....a person who is new at what hes doin'

what the f*ck u f*cking grommet.....GET OUT OF HERE!!!

by Tha Porgeman October 30, 2003

well-groomed

Refers to shaved or styled pubic hair.

Since his pubic hair was totally shaved off, and hers was styled into a heart shape, they were both well-groomed.

by Francisco94105 June 23, 2011

Grooming

A pedophile dressed in a My little Pony outfit and sings the Barney theme song but likes to touch little kids hair.

Child: do you like my hair
Pedo: yes
Child: grooming my hair would be nice
Pedo: oh baby yeah I will

by Lil'baby10101 August 30, 2020

Groomer

Zoe Laverne aka Zoe lagoomer ❤️

Me: Omg did you hear Zoe groomed Conner?
Friend: so Zoe is a groomer?! Lmfaooooo Zoe lagoomer!!

by Lmaoo_alr05 December 6, 2020

groommate

A male friend (or roommate) of yours who is getting married.

Mike and I aren't really friends, so much as groommates.

by goshdurnit June 21, 2007

love groove

Gap created by the surgical removal of one's front four top and four bottom teeth (that is, teeth 7-10 and 23-26), facilitating the giving of non-toothy blowjobs to lesser-endowed men. Purportedly all the rage in North Dakota.

"Doc, you gotta help me out -- my man is demanding a love groove, professional ethics be damned."

by a dan January 11, 2008