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Greasy Ski-mask

When a dude rubs his hand(s) on his sweaty ball sac, aproaches someone from behind, and proceeds to wipe the tangy nutjuice all over the unsuspecting face.
Asshole 1: Is it humid, or is it just me?
Asshole 2: No dude, thats a Greasy Ski-mask!
Asshole 2: Fuck you.
by Billy Buttcrack July 29, 2011
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Greasy Moustache

The art of getting ones face moistened by the potato juices lactated from a lady-kebab.
"What did you get up to this weekend. Did you see Jane?" "Sure did, got myself a Greasy Moustache."
by AngryBradley May 17, 2013
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greasy beaver

When a woman works out all day and doesn't shower or change her clothes. The morning cheese in her private areas would be described as a greasy beaver.
Dude, we worked out all day yesterday and she didn't shower. You know she's got a greasy beaver. workout,vagina,dirty,shower
by JaydedUnicorn May 28, 2016
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greasy weasy

A greasy weasy is when someone has let out a wet fart and smells REALLY bad.
Ugh, Dave just let out a greasy weasy! Gross!
by Runescape sword February 1, 2016
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greiby

A greiby is a weird dude. They are usually nice. They aren't afraid to show off their weirdness. Greiby's are kind and loyal people. If you ever find a guy named Greiby become their friend. They are the life of the party.
Person 1: Hey look at that weirdo over there.....
Person 2: He looks like a fun dude. He seems like a greiby...
Person 1: Hey your right lets go up to him and become his friend.
by SummerShimmer5 June 3, 2017
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Greasy laurence

When you put a condom over yourself held on with pins, creating a vacuum holding all the fluids over a month and building pressure to allow for ultimate sloppy head
I’m getting ready to let that girl have a greasy laurence
by Jesuschristourlordandsaviour12 November 23, 2020
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Greasy Night

You've had anal sex and end up with a lot of shit on your penis, you have had a greasy night.
Brain: I heard you had a one night stand last night.
Chad: Yeah, but she was a proper minger, ended up having a greasy night!
Brain: That's fucking gross!
by UD Editor May 7, 2022
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