hungry grandma

an old slut or whore, especially those who enjoy giving blow jobs

I fed that hungry grandma 3 ounces of cum!

by cap'n gar September 26, 2003

Saggy Grandma Hanging Tits

The best breasts ever. Droopy round the knees

Oi, bitches on the bus, get ya saggy grandma hanging tits out for the lads

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

salty grandma

The act of running up to a male and raping him for 2-3 seconds, donkey punching him, then running off in the darkness giggling.

I just gave your ex a Salty Grandma last night.

by AwesoCast November 24, 2007

grandma

A little old woman depicted in cartoons as a hunchbacked russian with wrinkly skin and white hair up in a bun with remarkably tiny glasses and complains to his husband about every damn thing, often bakes cookies.

Grandmas are really old.

by Skin-Nerd August 10, 2005

Grandma slipper

A person who slips grandmas drugs for RAPE. They do the dirty with the grandmas and flee the scene. They are dirty mother fuckers and i dont suggest being near one.

"That guy is a grandma slipper," says Mark
"Really," says Tomtack
Mark says, "Yes, really, hes fuckin gross"
Tomtack nodds in agreement. and says, "he sure is"

by Lupe The Magic Totem September 24, 2007

Grandma Time

Grandma Time is quality time spent with your grandma. Everyone, even punk-ass metalheads, has at least one moment in their life that they can qualify as Grandma Time. It should never be interrupted, because Grandma Time lost cannot be recovered. Ever.

*John Lydon is walking through London with his grandma when fan walks up to the pair*
Fan-"Dude, omg, I am a HUGE fan of the Sex Pistols! Can I have your autograph!"
*Lydon pulls switchblade on fan*
Lydon-"Do NOT interrupt my Grandma Time!"
Lydon's grandma pulls out a butterfly knife and whispers-"Don't interrupt his Grandma Time..."

by mersbearshippunk March 7, 2009

Grandouchess

(Gr-and-oo-sch-es) adj.
Something that can be related to a respectable level of amazing, woundrous or badass

Mark-That scene from Scanners where the dudes head blows up was so grandouchess

Matt- Fuck yeah I pissed my pants when I saw that

by Relevant Riot August 23, 2009