Goon Squad

The word has two meanings. One is a group of goofy guys, usually from a town that is disliked. The other is A gang of straight thugs. Dude's you know not to mess with.

1. I went into A town the other day. . .you wouldn't believe the goon squad i saw. straight Faggets!

2. Dude i'd hate to mess with Weezy and his Goon Squad

by G Bo$$ July 17, 2009

Red Goon

The devil's piss

"Why would you drink red goon it tastes like the devil's piss?"

by shesparalytic October 26, 2018

Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016

Goon Neck

A large crewneck used for robbing someone.

"Ay Blood That Nigga Ran Up On Me With A Goon Neck Real Talk"

by Stocktown's Finest November 5, 2011

goon rage

when goonie comes to chathour and starts raging and slapping her ax wound to everyone shes jealous of

goons came to chat and went on a goon rage

by clab420 October 27, 2023

goons fall

What happens when you misspell “gonna fall” and a group chat full of bored college students decides to poke fun at it. Only true goons fall ask if there’s class this week.

“I ain’t goons fall!”

“I am not a ‘goons fall’ either, Marty.”

by Trapman39 May 12, 2020

Snow Goon

Northern hemisphere lowlife. Does less than legal activities in the winter months. Likely a construction worker, generally has a snowmobile and ATV. Mud tires on his pickup that’s worth more than his house. Commonly has monster import stickers on his steering wheel. Decent to average size penis length, above average girth.

Yo, Craig’s wife got knocked up by a Snow Goon.

by Thunderdick December 3, 2021