Goober

A penis.

Stop itching your goober!

by JohnsonvilleSausage July 16, 2021

Goober

Racist term for Argentine-Senegalese people. If you say this you will be attacked.

Dan: Look at that dumb argentine. He’s such a goober.

Ricardo: Don’t say that buddy. *Shoots him*.

by stronzo75280 July 28, 2021

Coochie goober

Choochie goober

is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race

Damn randy do you really need 2 side bitches and a ig model swing some of that grade A pussy over here you coochie goober

by pablo coochie goober Grimes August 10, 2021

Goober

Goober is a Personal Pronoun/Identifier used by Goofy, funny people who love having fun with their friends. The politically correct term would be "Goofy Goober", but just using "Goober" as a shortener is 100% a-okay! Goobers may have expanding sexualities, but don't care about other's preferences, and just enjoy goofing around and having fun with friends.

Person 1: "How's it going, my fellow goober"
Person 2: "Going great, goober, wanna play Fortnite"
Person 1: "Sure!"

by PlootsMaster July 3, 2021

goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 25, 2011

goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers

Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

Miss Goober

Often a goober is a mixture of different breads; sometimes refured to as a “Dana”. This species is smart and cute. However, this bread is highly rare and catching one can only be optioned through the efforts of a fuck boy. Help support our cause of protecting this rare spices through donating to @dasadana.

Fuck boy #1: cricky Nick have you seen a Miss goober around

Fuckboy #2: nahhh bro I was too busy catching some other goobers

by Goober Dana October 25, 2018