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The Floppy Golf Club

The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in
My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.
by Uncon_Cabbage January 4, 2024
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Golf Crap

Jepediah: “let’s go golfing
Jizanthepus: “yeah, two sek. I’ll get my golf crap”
by Vodkakvas November 18, 2017
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Go golf yourself

Golf ? Go golf yourself !
by Easyphaee July 3, 2019
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Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.
by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020
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Golf with your nose

Golf with your nose
Golf with your nose:

Golf refers as dick and It means play with your boobs(nose two hole). Golf stick stands for dick and nose as in two hole stands for boobs. It's a term used by teenagers frequently
by Gerard dydon June 29, 2021
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Golf Clash

A game that says “Perfect Shot!” Even though the shot was shitty
Golf Clash: “Perfect Shot!”
Grandpa: “Shut up, that shot was shitty”
by GolfClashHater May 31, 2021
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Golf clap

A VD many golfers get.
Every golfer that fucked her got the golf clap.
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019
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