The best golf team in the entire Monmouth area, led by a team of sexy men.
Person 1: Bro I heard the United Golf Team is insane this year.

Person 2 : Yeah, and I heard the team members are extremely sexy.
by LightingMcQueenNeedsPotassium October 30, 2021
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A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.
My wife was in a kinky mood last night, so I gave her the Golf Ball Cleaner.
by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2022
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A violent act where you take a golf club and absolutely punt someones balls with it
"I golf balled tony he slept with me girl"

" so you used his balls as to golf ball"

"Yeah"
by thereacharound November 2, 2022
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a really annoying kid who thinks he is the coolest toughest kid but he really sucks
Golf kid:you scared the mess out of me
by XxXnofoshoXxX January 30, 2008
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A hideout for ugly older lesbian women that are married to misogynistic weirdo men.
I saw a waitress get her ass slapped at Belmar Golf Club. Nobody cared or really did anything about it. The girl is in therapy now, I hope she comes out alright.
by Eat Good Eat Good June 25, 2023
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When someone is doing some absolute random bullshit that nobody cares about instead of doing what they either need to do or what everyone else wants them to do.
"Dude, quit playin fuckin' super golf and get on your damn XBox"
by Quintarius Ovactarion May 12, 2022
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The most wasteful shit....
expending a ton of land and massive amounts of water so old dudes can walk around with each other and not feel gay.
Golf is wasteful shit....
by Mhm! ^__^ October 31, 2021
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