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Vlad Goggles

While drinking vladimir vodak you become less aware of ugly ass hoes, believing them to be dime pieces.
"Last night i must of put my vlad goggles on becaue i woke up with a slut after drinking all that vlad."
by vladggg October 27, 2008
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wine goggles

When one consumes so much wine that she/he hooks up with or agrees to a date with someone well below his/her level.
Maureen was disappointed to find out that the man she gave her number to at the lounge wasn't a handsome tycoon but a regular ole Joe. She berated her friends for letting her drink the point of developing wine goggles.
by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017
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Rainbow Goggles

When a person only likes or becomes interested in something due to the fact that a character is or plays a lesbian/bisexual/gay.
Person #1: Kristen Stewart is so hot
Person #2: Yeah you only think that because she played Joan Jett in The Runaways. Take off the rainbow goggles and she's back to being a blank faced retard.
by H.Quinn July 17, 2010
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Blast Goggles

The glasses that kinky school teachers, or school girls, wear to protect their eyes from cumshots.
I let one off and she would have whited out if it wasn't for those blast goggles.
by Jackie Daniel February 6, 2010
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pot goggles

when someone has smoked large amounts of marajuana and looses mental capacity, they are wearing "pot goggles”.
dude... you forgot your shoes at my place last night! yeah.. i was wearing pot goggles.
by juli bean May 29, 2009
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Fear goggles

The concept of people looking more fuckable when it seems its the end of days
Never thought my neighbor was hot before until she gave me the quarantine eyes across the fence, after a week of lockdown and wondering if I even have a week left to live that ass is looking pretty sweet right now, I must have my fear goggles on.
by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020
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cop goggles

When you drive passed a cop and your focus turns from driving to keeping your eye on where the cop is going.
"I get freaked out around cops, man. Everytime I see one when I'm driving I get cop goggles. I almost hit another car this morning because of it."
by Akarya May 25, 2007
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