Blood Goggles

This monstrosity involves the act of where an unsuspecting male is pleasuring his female counterpart, then for some fuck off gross reason she starts menstruating all over his face, in his mouth and more particularly in his eyes blinding him. When consciousness is regained, his vision will be tainted for 3-6 hours with a vile red colour and may exhibit suicidal tendencies.

1.
Horrified by the pungent smell and thickened texture dripping down his ocular cavity, Ray chewed the veins out of his wrists and proceeded to violate himself with a wine bottle until death by rectal trauma.

2.
Maloney: Dude, did you hear what happened to Higgins?
Jones: Haha yeah I heard he received heinous blood goggles, man what a douche.
Maloney: Yeah, then he drank battery acid and forced himself to cry!
(Pause of sheer horror)
Maloney: Then he beat a midget with a hose.
Jones: Intense...

by Ampleforth June 12, 2008

Chocolate Goggles

A practical joke in which someone is tied down and has their eyelids folded back. Then someone smears feces on the inside of the eyelids and folds them back down over the eyes. Subsequently, that person will now feel a burning sensation in their eyes and can now be classified as wearing "chocolate goggles"

"Quick, while Jake is sleeping, let's tie him down and give him some mad chocolate goggles."

"Why, oh why, did the person who gave me chocolate goggles have to have eaten at taco bell the night before?"

by Brock, Dirty Sanchez, Otten October 20, 2007

Booty Goggles

To be whipped by a stupid hoe, a conglomeration of "booty blind" and "beer goggles"

Man, steve sure is rockin' them booty goggles. He watched the notebook with his stupid hoe instead of gettin sloppy with the boys.

by Rich Wyngreznezk January 29, 2007

Reverse Beer Goggles

When you wake up the morning after a long night of drinking and realize that the person you took home is actually a lot better looking than you remember.

Mel: "The guy in my bed this morning was super hot!! I thought he was just average looking last night."

Aileen: "You must have had reverse beer goggles."

by The Duchess of Drinking October 29, 2009

clout goggles

a pair of iconic white (SOMETIMES ANOTHER COLOR)and oval sunglasses. the maker of these mumble rapper glasses was curt kobain. oh geez IS IT DANK BOI

PLAY BOI CARTI HAD SOME CLOUT GOGGLES THAT WERE BLACK!

by HJWJKM8M8 October 24, 2017

Goggles

Placing your scrotum over an unsuspecting person's eyes, making it seem as if they are wearing goggles.

Angela was passed out drunk last night, so I pulled out my sack and gave her goggles.

by Air MarcGyver August 12, 2003

Arabian Goggles

When a man sits on someones forehead so that his testicles cover there eyes and his shaft runs down the lenth of their nose.

Actually, Arabian Goggles would be very becoming on you.

by Jedi Funk September 24, 2005