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Selling Queer Giraffes

When someone tells you a lie and you refuse to believe what is being said or want to call them out in an awesome way.
Guy 1 : yeah we are leaving right now!
Guy 2 : I think your selling Queer Giraffes man.
by Gorilla123 September 27, 2009
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Graffeces

The age-old art form of leaving poop stains in the shitter.
My wife often leaves poop-stains in the toilet. One day she called me at work and said that the poop stain bandit had struck again and I asked her if it was an act of graffeces? Needless to say it stuck, LOL.
by Poop Stains Hoenie August 30, 2009
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Giraffing

The act of swinging your head like a golf club and hitting another person in their chest or crotch
Invented In Morrisville New York by the coolest person ever
Dude im definatley Giraffing Dylan later. Oh nice make him cry hes so scrawny.
by TheOneAndOnlyMetz February 25, 2011
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Graffenberg Spot

1. A myth, often told to mislead teens.

2. A lie, used to cover up the awesome power of the mighty Clitasaurus rex.

3. An awkwardly sought after source of female pleasure that does not exist.
John spent many painful hours searching for Jane's Graffenberg Spot before calling in Mythbusters for assistance.
by tap-pat January 7, 2009
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Giraffodil

Half giraffe, half daffodil- not possible, undescribable.
That's a great giraffodil you haye there mate. I'll sell it to ye!

how long have you had that giraffodil for, do you walk it often?
by Stephen Canavan January 13, 2009
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giraffitude

1.Being infatuated and envious of giraffe like properties, habits and attributes

2.When someone or something is acting or being all around giraffe-like

3. nic :E is a good giraffitude; yes yes SEXY GANSTA NEIGHBOR 4 LIFEEE
Nic:E was eating leaves off of a tree and showing extreme giraffitude
by nic rosa November 26, 2009
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giraffes baws

A piece of information that someone doesn't understand. Usually too technical or outwith the persons field of knowledge.
"I've no idea what you guys are talking about... that's total giraffes baws. It went right over my head"
by Bryan McPhail September 9, 2005
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