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Gessy

A girl with a great personality and with a great sense of humour and a great taste in boys
by Marie celine November 23, 2023
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guess what?

bro do not fall for it. you think they are about get you with the most elaborate joke that you have never heard of but they are going to gut check you with the words"chicken butt" at this moment you must murder them because that joke is so unfunny that its funny.
(person 1 ) HEY GUESS WHAT BRO??
(person 2 aka the victim) what man?
(person 1) chicken butt.*starts laughing like the joker*

in all seriousness "guess what?" usually means that somebody is about to hit you with a joke or wants to tell you something
by yewy is innocent December 5, 2023
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Guess what?

If the recipient asks, "What?", after receiving this question, there is a risk that the giver of the question will respond with, "Chicken butt". In the event that this occurs, the recipient will be shunned by their peers for being so careless.
by GoofyGoober10 January 23, 2025
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Guess

A song from the deluxe release of Charli xcx's 2024 release 'BRAT'.

Basically just a hot girl song about having an underwear fetish, delivered over this groovy electro-house beat, courtesy of The Dare.

Charli brought Billie Eilish onto a remix, putting a sapphic spin on the song (literally the hottest thing ever).

The song has since become one of the biggest songs of Charli's career, and has gone triple-platinum in every local gay club ever. Keep up the great work guys!
Send them to The Dare, yeah, I think he's with it
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by donkeymcdonkeydonk February 5, 2025
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guesslighting

When someone attempts to gaslight another person based on nothing but pure guesswork about the person they are attacking. This usually happens in a social media setting where two people who don't know each other are in flame war in the comments section of a public article and one person (usually the one losing) starts gaslighting the other person based on complete guesses about their life.
I was arguing with some dude online last night, and completely owning him, when suddenly he started guesslighting me out of nowhere by saying my wife wants to divorce me, my kids hate me, and my car is brokie territory. I mean, I'm not even married, my kid is 2 months old, and my Urus has all the extra options.
by Xeneo February 26, 2026
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Guess

I mean, you have clearly committed yourself to devaluing what I've done.

Hym "Saying 'If that's the case, you can do that immediately. There's a company named this and it does that and you can use that to do this.' And even Jordan Peterson statement about AI being unable to perceive if just a combination of statements I made. Specially 'The religion is nested in an interpretive practice that allows you to read your own morality into the text' and 'We don't think in words. We think in amorphous abstraction. Which is why we use the wrong words sometimes. Or how we can say the same thing in multiple languages.' These are observations I'm making.
That isn't a guess. And Jordan didn't even know that what he was saying wasn't true because he is just stealing ideas from a greater mind. The idea to build these massive data sets is inference I'm making from what I know about how we go about building technology. You don't like that I trivialized the retard's success so you are doing it to me... Except the retards success is the result of the arbitrary decision of someone selecting preferentially because she likes fat cocks and mine is the result of having a 1 out of 8 billion intellect. You wanted to teach somebody a lesson and ACCIDENTALLY got a bunch of kids murdered. The danger was real. You aren't or shouldn't be in a position to tell a better, more accomplished mind how it ought to think. And you are directly responsible for those kids getting murdered. You tried to hoist me on my own petard and you overshot it and it landed right in the middle of a classroom in Texas. Stop defending that fucking cripple. He doesn't matter and neither do you. He's molested too many little girls to matter and you have gotten too many children killed. Wait... YOU live in Texas... Don't you Matt Dillahunty? Did you read this and decide that you world be the savior and mind-rape people into being more progressive and then get a bunch of kids murdered?"
by Hym Iam April 5, 2025
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Guessamicate

"So we were able to kind of guessamicate where it was all going"
by CreatorTheMod April 22, 2025
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