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Genesis

Literally the best band ever, prog rock. Cooked to perfection by Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins, Tony Banks, Mike Rutherford and Steve Hackett
Genesis: I'm counting out time, reaction none to happy,
Please don't slap me,
I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail.
I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress,
I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away.
Erongenous zones I question you-
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues.
by Bobherb97 March 23, 2015
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the genesis

Hey genny you seem happy... u and charlie do the genesis last night???
by jpmatthews94@gmail.com September 9, 2010
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Genshin Impact

Genshin Impact is a game that causes a crippling addiction. that will lead you in debt
"yeah I spent some money on Genshin Impact, how much? $1723946, i didnt want to spend much on the Hutao banner
by derrick fan October 24, 2022
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west genesee

A place in upstate new york where caged monkeys live and wanna be gang bangers live.
Hey do you live in west genesee? Oh you must be a raging faggot
by Ajb28 May 31, 2018
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GeneSimmo

Probably the coolest member a gay forum has ever had.
He conquered christ and Queen Latifa at a game of chess playing with nothing but his elbow.
Jezus then commited suicide by hanging himself on a cross, queen Latifa was doomed to a life of sad, fatness and crappy movies.

GeneSimmo is what holds the world together.
His hobbys are puzzles, lego, and good conversations.
What would GeneSimmo do?
He'd probably kick an ass or two.
by Gene December 20, 2004
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Genshin Impact

Genshin Impact is a free-to-play, pay-to-win Zelda BOTW clone. Aka Generic JRPG #8272. Made in China. I didn't get sponsored, so I can say that everyone fucking hates it. Including me. Even though I play it every day and simp for a character in it.

Alternatively, the game is called the following:

No Father Figure Simulator

Twitter: When the Anime is Game

Touch Some Fucking Grass - Anime Edition

Failed Attempt to Post Hentai In China

botw clone

And of course,
Down Bad Simulator

This game has been making the rounds since the start of the pandemic, as miHoYo, or Hoyoverse, or whatever the fuck they're called right now, clearly saw it as a way to cash in to the down bad.

This game is a black hole for your money, your sanity and your grass-touching time. And there are mechanics designed to stop you from NOT playing.

Also, I have to say that the community is an absolute piece of fucking shitty garbage. Too many examples.

Are they slightly better than the Dream community?

I hope. At least there's no yaoi fanart of some real people around these parts, all we get is some loli shit. Is it better? Your call.

Simply put, don't play the game. Installing it will result in complete loss of Gigachad privileges. And if you do decide to play it, stay the FUCK away from the community.

Also, fun fact: Simping eventually leads to being down bad, and you know what that leads to?

Fapping. Of course.
'Bro, you play Genshin? Sorry, I meant No Father Figure Simulator. CRINGE.'

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"what the fuck dad im trying to fap to ayaka"

'YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'D RATHER HAVE YOU MASTURBATE TO SOME NORMAL HENTAI WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO SOME GENSHIN GARBAGE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND GO GET A FUCKING JOB'

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''Ew, you installed Genshin Impact! You're banned from the Gigachads permanently.''

"look im not one of those toxic review bombers ok"

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'Son, what the fuck is this? You bought 95937722749 of these... Genesis Crystals?'

"It's for my Genshin wife, Ayaka."

'...I should've told your mom to get an abortion. Wait, actually, it's not too late for one.'

-father takes out an ICA19 Silverballer and goes pew pew-
by corruptphoton May 8, 2022
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neon genesis evangelion fan

neon genesis is an anime. made in 1994 featuring the weird ass main character named shinji ikari, who harasses women.
neon genesis evangelion fans are usually virgins with zero friends
person 1: hi im a neon genesis evangelion fan
person 2: ew dont talk to me loser
by karmz April 3, 2022
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