Garried

To be outrageously intoxicated to a point where the person no longer has control of there eyes, speech, angle of their body, but still retains the ability to be obnoxious and argumentative.

I was so f***ing Garried last night at the wedding

by deadheadredhead July 15, 2022

Garret

A Garret is a unit of Measure. Often considered quite heavy.

Garret is a finishing move. Forget everything you ever knew about the female orgasm. The Garret is the ultimate move for pleasure.
Garret is also a subcategory of butt chugging where the user does a handstand on a single hand while consuming the beverage through their anal orifices.

Guy 1: I deadlifted .5 Garret Today!
Guy 2: Woah! That's a lot. I only deadlift .35 Garret.

Girl 1: I was left cross eyed for 2 days after my boyfriend did the Garret to me last week.

Guy 1: Bro I Garreted for a whole 20 seconds this weekend, I can still barely walk.
Guy 2: Those are rookie numbers! Talk to me when you are passed a minute.

by Curtis Andre August 2, 2022

garrett

a fancy trouser, apparently
(note: this is a reference to that one garfielf video)

"GARRETT YOU FANCY TROUSER"

by vannillaAJofficial204 November 27, 2022

Garrett Wilson

Him

Garrett Wilson is him

by Reg8 November 27, 2022

Garrett

The type of guy that looks like Victor from Despicable Me. Shouts the catch phrase “Oh yeah”. Loves to run and relive the old days. Big fan of playoff football and is that fan the roots for the Lakers and Cowboys.

You’re a cowboy fan? You’re such a Garrett!

You’re not fast anymore man, you’re acting like Garrett.

by Randomnamelist69 December 9, 2022

Garrett

The most gayest person you’ll ever meet. Preferably towards Davids.

Garrett: Hey daddy how are ya?
David: Ooh baby

by Tryhardfortnitebroman December 10, 2022

Garrett Hesen

a Garrett Hesen is defined as a goat that is in fact built different. Often times a Garrett Hesen can withstand just about anything.

When I grow up I want to be a Garrett Hesen

by NotBillybaee December 14, 2022