Poop Dick Golf

A golfer who sprays the the golf course with petty golf shots that travel small distances.

We cannot play anywhere too nice as Brian's poop dick golf shots won't cut it there.

by JakeyPooPoo February 3, 2010

Soccer, golf, or tennis?

A question asked when you want to know how a game is scored.
If the answer is soccer, the highest score wins.
If the answer is golf, the lowest score wins.
If the answer is tennis, the scoring system makes no sense to anyone except those who play the game.

Person 1 : Soccer, golf, or tennis?
Person 2 : Tennis. If you do this you get 2 points, this is worth... (conversation drags on)

by shadofrak May 27, 2011

barnyard golf

a primitive form of golf played on real or converted farmland, in which real golf balls are struck towards a can of any shape or size on the ground, instead of a hole in the ground.

Lacking the capital to create a real golf course, Jim mowed down his pastures, placed flags in various cans and pails, and declared "it's barnyard golf!"

by james c anderson April 17, 2006

bayville golf club

private golf club set near the waters of the lynnhaven river in virginia beach va. membership is limited to 300 members with a typical wait list peroid of two years.

you playing golf today? yeah going to bayville golf club!

by rthomas August 16, 2006

Nine holes of golf

To have sex and or intercourse with a person of the female persuasion.

I say friend, will you be playing nine holes of golf this weekend with your special lady friend?

by William Sadowski September 22, 2006

disc golf

Golf for fat people.

Tim is too fat to walk 18 holes of real golf so he throws a frisbee as a basket while drinking beers and puffing on some bud. wooooo disc golf

by panterastang August 16, 2009

Disc Golf

Golfing for metal hipsters

We're playing disc golf. I'm going to throw a friggin frisbee through Iron Maiden's chain jockstrap 18 times.

by pricelives May 27, 2018