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Fashion Goggles

Eyeglasses that are worn solely for the purpose of cosmetic appearance.

They are regular or designer frames with lenses that carry no prescription so that they can be worn by anyone with normal vision, or by a person who is also wearing contacts.
When you are looking for that right accessory to go with your outfit and you choose a pair of non prescription eye glasses to compliment your style.

"I've got a hot date tonight, I better go get myself a new pair of Fashion Goggles."

Actors and actresses often wear Fashion Goggles for movies, projects and photo shoots.

Clark Kent (Superman) always wears Fashion Goggles as to conceal his identity as a superhero.

"Those aren't the same glasses you had on yesterday."
"Yea, I don't actually need glasses, I just wear them."
"Ooooh, so you're just wearing Fashion Goggles"
by RPruden September 18, 2012
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Vlad Goggles

While drinking vladimir vodak you become less aware of ugly ass hoes, believing them to be dime pieces.
"Last night i must of put my vlad goggles on becaue i woke up with a slut after drinking all that vlad."
by vladggg October 27, 2008
mugGet the Vlad Gogglesmug.

slump goggles

Refers to the clouded judgment of a man/woman in a slump, who, in their desire to break the slump, aim for something they're not going to get, when they really should just get themselves a slump buster.

Paul Rudd's character in '40 Year Old Virgin' was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.
Joe: I think I really love Jen. Maybe she'll finally take me back.

Bill: Don't waste your time, because you're not going to get any. Take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. It'll be good for you.
by homecomer October 18, 2009
mugGet the slump gogglesmug.

wine goggles

When one consumes so much wine that she/he hooks up with or agrees to a date with someone well below his/her level.
Maureen was disappointed to find out that the man she gave her number to at the lounge wasn't a handsome tycoon but a regular ole Joe. She berated her friends for letting her drink the point of developing wine goggles.
by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017
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Blast Goggles

The glasses that kinky school teachers, or school girls, wear to protect their eyes from cumshots.
I let one off and she would have whited out if it wasn't for those blast goggles.
by Jackie Daniel February 6, 2010
mugGet the Blast Gogglesmug.

cop goggles

When you drive passed a cop and your focus turns from driving to keeping your eye on where the cop is going.
"I get freaked out around cops, man. Everytime I see one when I'm driving I get cop goggles. I almost hit another car this morning because of it."
by Akarya May 25, 2007
mugGet the cop gogglesmug.

gagging goggles

when someone chokes on ones penis so much that they start gagging and cant breathe as if they were trying to breathe through their nose while wearing swimming goggles.
yo Jerry, i was giving her the gagging goggles last night when she was on my wein. -hcwcane or other known as swelling cooter.
by hcwcane November 21, 2016
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