Gert

Gert is a boy from my school.
He's cool.

Hi gert.

by Najq December 18, 2021

Gert

A person who calls a friend to tell them the result of a game or movie when that person is recording the game or movie for future viewing. named after my mother who has on a number of occasions phoned friends to let them know who won the golf tournament or hockey game

She phoned me to tell me that she solved today's wordle and it was proxy- The slip was a Gert or she Gerted me.

by Lucky Louie53 January 20, 2022

Gernyade

A Gernyade is a self-functional grenade to follow the person about to get it thrown at.

He had thrown a gernyade at me!

by Posidenit March 10, 2022

Garty

An event that is not quite a gathering and not quite a party, it’s a mix of both.

Hey, are you going to Sarah’s garty?

by KMA2 March 16, 2022

Germy

A person who's mouth is always connected to a wang.

Germy: Dude, I know I ask you a lot but.... can I suck your dick?
Juan: *Sigh* FINE, but I wont enjoy it... that much.

by biggerjoe March 24, 2022

Gert Day

A national holiday in which fraternity men celebrate the birthday of gert, their fraternity brother. Events include beer bongs, boob luging, keg stands, and shotgunning.

Lo- “Yo Dan are you going to Gert day Friday?”
Dan-“Fuck yeah dude I’m tryin to blackout!”

by Derogatory term February 8, 2022

GERT

A slang expression originating in Vancouver, Canada but now used though out North America.

1. Noun - A large hand knit aran blanket.
2. Verb - To prematurely reveal a much anticipated ending.

1. Noun - I was snuggling under my Gert and watching TV
2. Verb - He was so looking forward to watching the game he had taped earlier in the day when she gerted him and told him who had won.

by Zolazoomer February 10, 2022