fucktarded 

something that a really really stupid person that you just hate so much is

Me- "damn jimmy that was the stupidest thing i've ever heard. you are so fucktarded."

everyone but jimmy- *high five*

fucktarded by asdkjlfjashdglkjsadfh December 13, 2007

fucktard 

Fucktard: an overdue or tardy fuck that had been promised for long ago; a retarded simpleton with a tiny brain contained solely within the head of his dick.

Melanie had been in a state of horniness for too long now, and frustratingly enough, Brad's long awaited fucktard was not enough to satisfy her sexual cravings.

Upon studying the CAT scan images of his completely empty skull and the images of a small gray mass resembling brain tissue in the head of his johnson, Dexter, an insufferable dumb fuck, was properly diagnosed by the doctors as a complete fucktard.

fucktard by watergolem December 1, 2006

fuck tart 

to heat up a poptart and stick it into a girls vagina,then eat it while viciously squeezing your partners titties.

Ben D. couldn't wait to insert that strawberry pop tart into abby's vagina,it would be his first fuck tart.

fuck tart by mrs.bushesbush February 19, 2008

fucktard 

to say that someone is a fucking retard
in a slang sort of way by shortening it.
fucking and retard

max: midge your a fucktard
midge:yay im a fucking fucktard
max:yer your also a neek but i love you

fucktard by alreddydepressedemo December 28, 2005

fucktard 

combination of fucking retard, refering to when someone does something extremely stupid.

You fucktard, your not supposed to put metal in the toaster.

fucktard by vengeance2133 August 23, 2007

fucktard. 

what you call people mainly friends when they are acting fucking retarded.

I was being crazy so Emily called me a fucktard. Then I went on urban dictionary and wrote this.

fucktard. by emilysfriend May 7, 2009

Fucktard 

noun

A person of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

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NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction.

True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery.

Most politicians for example.

One who would actually piss on a live transformer.

One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts, this is a Fucktard.

Fucktard by ThEcakEisAliE100110100 November 14, 2011