lady five fingers

your masturbation hand, masturbating

"I wondered if it were a capital crime in this joint to get caught having an affair with "lady five fingers""
-Pimp: the story of my life, by Iceberg Slim

by asdfads September 16, 2007

Frivel

A combination of the words 'Facebook' and 'Drivel'.

The act of talking drivel on ones Facebook profile, that has no real comedic value or of any interest to anyone. Such things as 'having a 13", foot-long sandwhich from subway' or 'the changing of one's soap preference on the side of the bath'

Mate, have you seen Jonny's Facebook profile, he doesn't half post some frivel!

by ghandim October 3, 2011

Five quick ones

a slap or hit, directed towards a particulary ignroant person

"shut your mouth or I'll give you five quick ones

by Vulcan43 January 20, 2009

Five Minute Rule

When talking to someone of the opposite gender over some sort of electronic contraption, such as instant messaging, text messaging, or other alternate forms of communication, the rule states that if said person does not respond to a message in the time of five minutes, that they have either left, or are not paying attention to you. In most cases, this spells doom for relationships, but if your are talking to someone with a short attention span, this may be understandably excused with the necessary punishment of one minute of shunning.

Guy One: Dude, I was talking to that girl but she didn't respond for a few minutes so I used the five minute rule. I dont think she liked it.....

Guy Two: Yea, but its necessary to uphold justice in the social system....

by Artaxias September 7, 2009

Fried Douchebag

When one takes a douchebag, deep fries it and shoves it up Fred Flintsone's vagina

That episode of the Flintstones last night was a little disturbing. I didn't know Barney was capable of pulling a fried douchebag

by YadaYada September 11, 2012

Five finger discount

The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.

Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.

by RepoManDR October 1, 2022

ford-five

When two Superduty (or similar style trucks) pass one another on a narrow road close enough so their towing mirrors collide with one another in a high-five style.

Me: Hey man what happened to your truck??

Asswhipe: Fuck man, I thought I'd show off my new programmer so I decided I'd be cute and blow by some peckerwood towin a trailer on the rural route but the fuckin road was too narrow and I gave him the old Ford-Five

Me: Owned!!

by Grundelmuffin January 9, 2009