Milk Fried

Used to describe the art of busting one off while watching Paula Deen cook on her show.

"I was milk fried during that song" - Kelly Rowland

by nthedark July 27, 2013

Pool fries

French fries served at pool side but eatin soggy after leaving them on your lap with your feet in the pool. An embarassing snack created by Meek Mill.

why does he keep posting weird shit? Idk he must be off the pool fries lol

by Snaptrapgod November 29, 2021

tongue fried

1) when a person fellates (performs oral sex on) another person so fast that thier tongue becomes burned or "fried" from all the friction.

2) during fellatio the recipient grabs the performer by the ears or the back of the head and begins violently controlling the act to the point that the performer's tongue gets a friction burn.

1) "last night i was giving head so fast that i got tongue fried."

2) "i was going down on this guy last night and suddenly he grabbed me by my ears and started moving my head so fast that now i'm all tongue fried."

by paul kicks ass October 2, 2009

short fried

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.

Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!

by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017

Liberty Fries

After 9/11. US decided to change french fries into liberty fries because France was against war in middle east.

One thing US don't know, fries are from Belgium, not from France. But that's too much knowledge for US...

- I'm gonna get some French fries, want some?

- Do u mean Liberty fries?

by Terrible Child April 28, 2020

Dessert Fries

The fries that have fallen out of the pouch and into the bag on your to go order, that you do not find until after you eat the rest of your food, then when you want more, you have a few fries left and they taste oddly sweet.

"Man I'm out of food, OOH Dessert Fries"

by Dwiin June 2, 2015

Fried gold

To do something that is especially good, being hot enough to fry gold.

I believe this term comes from the people responsible for the british TV sitcom 'Spaced' and the romantic zombie comedy 'Shaun of the Dead'. As far as I'm aware the man responsible is the rotund comedy actor, Nick Frost.

1. after viewing an especially good performance of any kind: "That performance was fried gold"
2. after explaining a very cunning plan to someone: "Now how's that for a slice of fried gold?"

by Ben Foster April 7, 2005