short fried

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.

Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!

by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017

sigmund fried

When your friend gets so high they can evaluate your entire life like a wannabe psychiatrist

Friend 1: hey dude why do you smoke
Friend 2: I dunno bro
Friend 1: I thought it was because you felt bored by the way your life narrowed into a predictable cycle of thing after thing
Friend 2: shut the fuck up sigmund fried

by Dankdude420 May 11, 2019

fri cult

A group of people who fuck around. And do cultish shit

That group of bikers is a fri cult

by aspwil July 18, 2017

Drench fries

Frwnch fries, but with too much vinnegar

Look at all this vinnegar! I ordered French fries, not Drench fries

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Flash fried

Hair that is overly burnt from hot irons or straighteners, or chemical use such as dyes

Have you seen Haley recently, her hair is totally flash fried

by crackers7 January 28, 2022

Deep fried

An adjective or adverb used to describe something with a positive connotation, used typically as a synonym for “lit”, “fire”, “money”, etc.

Friend 1: Dude! Dave just did a push-up with Katie on his back!
Friend 2: Bro that’s so deep fried!

by addie_doo January 13, 2023

Fried gold

To do something that is especially good, being hot enough to fry gold.

I believe this term comes from the people responsible for the british TV sitcom 'Spaced' and the romantic zombie comedy 'Shaun of the Dead'. As far as I'm aware the man responsible is the rotund comedy actor, Nick Frost.

1. after viewing an especially good performance of any kind: "That performance was fried gold"
2. after explaining a very cunning plan to someone: "Now how's that for a slice of fried gold?"

by Ben Foster April 7, 2005