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freedom time

Ironic name for U.S. eastern standard time (EST). Invented in response to whiny euros complaining about important meetings and operations being posted in U.S. time rather than there own faggy timezone(s) exclusively.
Tonight's operation will kick off at 1900 hrs. freedom time, you communist bastards.
by Joe Tourney July 8, 2011
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Freedom-Slovokia

Freedom-Slovokia seceded from the United States of America in 2009 to escape the tyrannical control of the Irvington High School Advisory system. Today, Freedom-Slovokia stays true to it's name, serving as a safe- haven for any and all refugees from the IHS advisories. Freedom-Slovokia is currently the smallest independent country in the world, around the size of a school cafeteria. Freedom-Slovokia is run by the students, and the advisory acts only as a figurehead to keep administrators from thinking anything is wrong.
Man, my advisory sucks, we have to do work D:

Dude, let's try and escape to Freedom-Slovokia, I hear they don't have to do work and they are completely free!
by A Willer Star Student October 26, 2011
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Freedom

Freedom. Basically any round, ammunition or thing that can be fired from a gun. Freedoms often shoot about 20-600 times/minute.
Person A - Look at my new gun!
Person B - How many rounds of freedom does it have?
Person A - 1200 rounds doing 800 freedoms/minute. Three mags of the stuff and you can shoot for 10 min!
Person B - .... I want one ....
by Sailr January 26, 2015
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Freedom

An allusion, there is no such thing as freedom. Big Brother is watching
We monitor you to protect your freedom
by JesusWasBlack June 2, 2018
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Freenosing

Freenosing is the act of leaving the house without covering one's face during the time of the COVID-19 pandemic.
I can't believe she's out there, freenosing, after the CDC recommended always covering your face when you leave the house.
by Good Stella April 7, 2020
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virtual freedom

The ability to behave or express oneself within a set of socially or politically set parameters while simultaneously perceiving oneself to be free of any such parameters. Coined by Tim Francis in May 2007.
Virtual freedom is a very popular philosophy in the United States. Political correctness is a symptom of virtual freedom.
by Tim Francis May 25, 2007
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Jesus Freedom

The product of total market deregulation, unlimited corporate political contributions, targeted tax cuts, and policies to protect vulnerable corporate interests, as Jesus intended it.
We need to cut spending, put a cap on deficits, and balance the budget by cutting taxes for job creators because that's Jesus freedom... the South will rise again.
by Global Warming1 January 24, 2012
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