jail ponies

Common name for Zebras used in Winnipeg.

'You know those horses with the stripes?'
'You mean jail ponies?'

by Thief Ledger December 7, 2018

Pony Pisser

The act or art of bull shitting someone. Lying to someone for your own personal gratification.

Did you hear Jim braggin' about his latest exploits, he's such a Pony Pisser.

by sitlab December 8, 2009

Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.

Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"

by CookieHugs August 26, 2021

Pony boy

Calling someone a pony boy means they are a stupid little nobody

Here is an example

Cool girl probably named Alex says: “wow look at that girl maggie she is such a stupid little pony boy!”

by Awesomealex101 February 19, 2020

sandy pony

The act of receiving road head while driving an electric beach/golf cart in Chincoteague Island National Wildlife Refuge, Commonwealth of Virginia.

Tito maintained diligent focus while receiving a Sandy Pony from Tina.

by Wandermuffin April 19, 2018

Mystic Pony

A slang word for methamphetamine. Used as if one was riding the mystic pony.

That guy? Oh yeah, he's definitely riding the mystic pony.

by Darthax March 6, 2011

Drop a pony

To defaecate, take a dump, release the beast, drop the kids off at the pool etc etc

I'm just going to go and drop a pony, Gary

by TheJew101 September 16, 2010