“gurlll let me put you on a song called float on by cls”
“okay, i like some of their other songs so i should like this one too!”
“okay, i like some of their other songs so i should like this one too!”
by user22334456! July 29, 2024

by HoBoLoRoNe July 3, 2023

by Dr. Ian SAHRAAAAAAA! Malcolm May 15, 2013

Running a males head through the first layer of dry wall while riding him during sex. Placing a pillow and not losing momentum while he is knocked unconscious.
by TexasTape&FloatVictim February 6, 2024

Float Life:
The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.
The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.
After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the "float life", spending his days cruising along the river on his houseboat, savoring the serenity of life on the water.
by digiprints April 1, 2024

by lucid kai January 25, 2023
