fart grenade

A Widely used tactic in the bed, casually used like this:
1. pretend you are holding a grenade
2. fart in your pretend grenade
3. hover your grenade over the victims nose.
watch his/her's reaction.

A unsuspected fart grenade was used in bed.
Jerry: grenade!
Kiersten: what?
Kiersten: Eww!
Jerry: GOTY!
Kiersten: It smells like a gas chamber!

by [InsertXboxLiveGamertagHere] November 16, 2019

meaty fart

A fart that sounds like it would taste meaty and/or smells meaty

That meaty fart sounded so heavy and smelled like steak

by Chang Qou November 9, 2015

shart fart

The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"

Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

Penis Fart

A botched Blowjob

That penis fart hurt!

by The haydero April 5, 2021

Fart Bride

A woman whom, after marrying, loses her will or ability to keep her body functions private.

Penelope became a total fart bride after we honeymooned in Fiji.

by Logibear May 17, 2009

Fart Coffin

An enclosed area, such as a car, where a deadly smelling fart is trapped for massive effectiveness.

Driver: *farts in car and locks windows
Passenger: "I'd rather die than sit in this fart coffin"

by AlexWhiteRules August 2, 2010

Fart Herding

The act of using flatulence to direct a particular person or group to a certain location. Often used (with little success) in a bar environment by someone who just had a Mexican dinner.

Friend #1: "Where did Billy go, he keeps disappearing"
Friend #2: "Oh he's over there fart herding that group of brunettes so they some closer"

by Cornelius Van Nostrom November 24, 2010