Fecal Floatation

A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub

Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy
Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal
Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though
Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis
Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation

by FunniCuzItsTru July 27, 2013

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FAFCAL

v. An acronym standing for "Fuck a freshmen, change a life". The act of a college upper-classmen having sexual intercourse with a college freshmen.

- Bob "How is your welcome week going?"
- Larry "Great! I've been to a lot of parties and have gotten shit-faced basically ever night so far. I have even FAFCALed twice!"
- Bob - "Wow! nice work. I tried to FAFCAL last night but got cock blocked real bad"

by Shivakamini Somakandarkram September 17, 2013

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fecalation

The moment just after you realize you royally fucked up at work and double check to make sure you didn't actually shit yourself.

Me: Oh my god. Tracy just emailed a nude photo to her boyfriend while copying all 14,000 employees.

Trevor: Guaranteed fecalation right there.

Me: Yup.

by auralex October 14, 2014

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fecal prick

a Piece of Shit person is a Fecal Prick

imma fecal prick i got no excuse, but just to bust it loose because it seemed legit, Sixx Digit

by MBK419 February 26, 2015

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fecal smear

A new type of sex act where one takes his cock after anal and smears a smily face on the recipients ass cheeks

Yo i gave nicole such a fecal smear last night, that girl needs to lay off the taco bell for awhile. There was such much shit i could have made a shit rainbow on her back

by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015

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