by inuani57 May 18, 2008
Get the fugoo fish(fu-goo fish) mug.“Win-Fu” - the art of making something totally abstract and unrelated apply to any given situation, often using confusing language and esoteric logic, leaving the recipient stunned, with a “what-the-fuck-just-happened” look on their face. Often this involves the use of complicated diagrams and flow-charts.
Example: “Should I issue a $50.00 credit to the customer’s account?”
“Win-Fu” Response: The average human heart beat is 60 to 80 beats per minutes; athletes have much lower heart beats, around 50 BPM. Divide 60 by 80 and then subtract 50 and you will find the answer.
Example: “What is Customer Retention?”
“Win-Fu”: We know where the business is going. Currently, an IP address is formatted like this: 110XXXXX, with a max possible number of hosts of 28 - 2 = 254. In the future, and IP address will look like 0XXXXXXX, which can create a possible number of hosts of 224 - 2 = 16,777,214. Soon soup cans in the store with have their own IP addresses. This is what customer retention means.
“Win-Fu” Response: The average human heart beat is 60 to 80 beats per minutes; athletes have much lower heart beats, around 50 BPM. Divide 60 by 80 and then subtract 50 and you will find the answer.
Example: “What is Customer Retention?”
“Win-Fu”: We know where the business is going. Currently, an IP address is formatted like this: 110XXXXX, with a max possible number of hosts of 28 - 2 = 254. In the future, and IP address will look like 0XXXXXXX, which can create a possible number of hosts of 224 - 2 = 16,777,214. Soon soup cans in the store with have their own IP addresses. This is what customer retention means.
by H1N1 Virus May 12, 2009
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Get the kung fu mug.Having the faculties impaired by alcohol in a manner characterized by memory loss. In such a state, the movie Kung Fu Panda could be watched and none of the plot or characters would be recognizable afterwards.
"That's because you were Kung Fu Panda drunk."
by DK is drunk January 16, 2009
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2) The martial art that is shown off in movies, but is rarely practical for the casual person. Only useful if one dedicates hours a day to it.
3) To physically attack
4) What happens when you cook a cat and call it crispy duck.
2) The martial art that is shown off in movies, but is rarely practical for the casual person. Only useful if one dedicates hours a day to it.
3) To physically attack
4) What happens when you cook a cat and call it crispy duck.
by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
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Jet Li says that Kung-Fu is the best, but, he refuses to fight Matt Hughes! What a Kung-Fu Chicken! MMA rules!
by The Grapplin' Chaplain July 28, 2006
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