bum fencing

An expression used to describe the act of 'sword play' by means of a dildo, inserted into a persons anus. The act of fencing is carried out on all fours, bum to bum, until the losing opponent "lets go" of their weapon.

nothing on TV tonight love - u fancy a round of bum fencing ?

by jobloggs May 9, 2012

fender jag

Greatest guitar ever made!!! Used by the likes of My Bloody Valentine, The Cure, Sonic Youth, Mudhoney, Dinosaur Jr., and Nirvana. Originally discontinued and seen as failure during the mid 70's, the alternative movement of the late 80's brought the Jaguar to the forefront of style again, as well as the Jazzmaster.

That Fender Jag has a shitty bridge, but sounds real nice.

by Joe hascol July 7, 2008

feces occurs

A clever way of saying, "Shit happens."

My portfolio lost 22 percent of its value in the recent market correction. Oh, well: Feces occurs.

by chadsuperhero December 16, 2013

verbal feces

A more advanced form of what comes out of the mouth when shit talking. Typically influences the defacing of character while allowing the one talking to remain sophisticated and to save face, instead of degrading himlherself in the process

Sasha's excrement consists of only verbal feces.

by Dabel September 23, 2008

The Feces Touch

When everything you touch turns to shit. The opposite of The Midas Touch.

Agreed. He has the Feces Touch.

by Pistol Pete Maravich February 20, 2011

trans-femcel

an absolutely awesome girl with no attachment issues or mental disorders. Will probably still gaslight you though, and say ':3' ALOT

''Hai! I came out yesterday, I'm a trans-femcel, wanna go and tell moids to kill themselves?''

by EvieVivi October 24, 2023

Urine and Feces

Something Dennis Prager likes.

Pennis Drager: All this gender confusion can only end up producing URINE AND FECES! I'm Dennis Prager from Prager Universe City. To help keep these videos free, follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and PornHub.

by bashfulwizardryinarcs December 18, 2021