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Failther

Noun, A dead beat father of four or more illegitimate children that is consistently making promises and not delivering. A constant let down.
Frank: I see your son's still at the end of the drive way.
Jill: Yea, his Failther is about five hours late, I doubt he'll show
by Evilwaze February 18, 2011
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failtagious

when a persons fail is so contagious it can be transmitted from one person to another either by direct contact with the person or by indirect contact
i accidently fell down the escalator. i hope i dont become failtagious
by kyosai April 27, 2011
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failtacular

a fail so epic its almost a win.
my friend crashed his car into his house, so i told him he was a failtacular
by iwinn September 24, 2011
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faculty parking game

A reference to the business of doing something amazing, normally at the expense of someone else. Can also mean the entire thug lifestyle.
There's no mercy in the faculty parking game.
by DankHo January 10, 2012
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Failtype

A mistake made when writing a message on an electronic device.
"There's a snake in my room! That's not food!!"
"Good* hahahaha oops, failtype"
by mbutl78 September 21, 2012
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Failtique

A bad attempt at trolling in which said troll masks said insults as a "critique" of their victims work.

Often the person rants on about little details that the author could have easily fixed on their own and going on about how the characters in said author's story is a Mary Sue even when they have little to no Mary Sue traits at all.

And on occassion rarely fixes their own grammar, never uses capital letters or any form of punctuation mark whatsover.

Also claims that the victim is the one that needs to use a dictionary when he/she is the one that needs it more than the victim.
"Did you read the last Failtique from mr failtroll wannabe over there?"

"Yeah, major fail overload."
by MM132 September 6, 2012
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FailTeX

A terribly typeset LaTeX document.
Student1: Did you see the file that John sent out?

Student2: Oh man, it was such a FailTex! The units where italicized and his table was made in Microsoft Paint!
Student1: Someone really needs to teach him how to LaTeX.

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"TeXShop gets mad at me whenever I try to compile my document. I'm such a FailTeXer"
by FailTeXer October 9, 2012
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