Noun, A dead beat father of four or more illegitimate children that is consistently making promises and not delivering. A constant let down.
Frank: I see your son's still at the end of the drive way.
Jill: Yea, his Failther is about five hours late, I doubt he'll show
Jill: Yea, his Failther is about five hours late, I doubt he'll show
by Evilwaze January 29, 2011
The dark, sticky substance produced by the mixture of saliva and chewing tobacco. Normally expelled from the mouth into cups, bottles, spitoons, bar floors, and the mouths of hookers. Sometimes swallowed by the creator as last resort.
by Evilwaze May 22, 2008