Farm Strong

Strength acquired through farm labor and/or residence in rural country. Often used during sports commentary, self-praise, and as a pick up line used on the speaker's sister.

"A: Did you hear Matt Hughes used to play catch with pig testicles?

B: Hey, don't talk smack about Matt. He's Farm Strong, dammit!"

by The Bullshido Crew June 28, 2008

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Strawberry Farmer

A homosexual.

Clay Aiken enjoys farming strawberries. He is a strawberry farmer.

by KillaSwissBeats February 26, 2009

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A "rehabilitation" center that homosexuals are sent to. These centers are supposed to "cure" them of homosexuality. They are not very nice places, and looked down on by most intelligent members of the human race. Primarily used by the gay community as a derogatory term for the institutions.

"Whatever happened to Fred? He never hangs out with us any more."

"Didn't you hear? his father caught him and his boyfriend making out and sent him to a fag farm."

by draque February 18, 2005

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Geneseo Farm Plow

Sexual position (similar to the wheelbarrow) commonly done in Geneseo between a farmer and a woman, sometimes a female bear, where the females legs are picked up and wrapped around the males waist and her face is pushed through the dirt like a plow while they have sex.

It was planting time and farmer Nick decided it was time to Geneseo Farm plow with his woman.

by A1A Beachfront AVE. September 9, 2003

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asshole farm

A place that covers large amounts of land with greenery, uses lots of water to water it, and results in large numbers of assholes being present. In other words, a golf course.

"The CEO's spending the afternoon on the asshole farm."

by mathew October 17, 2007

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Jake from state farm

An embarassment to Jakes everywhere, but awesome to everyone else.

Person 1: What's your name?
Jake: Jake
Person 1: Oh, like Jake from State Farm?
Jake: No, fuck you.

by you've got werms August 2, 2016

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Farmers Omelette

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.

- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"

- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'

by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014

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