Fap tax

Paying the fap tax is when you subscribe to a streamer on twitch which will allow you to loudly fap from then on. Not paying the fap tax will result in a ban. So silent faping is the way to go if you cant subscribe.

Ex: "dude i cant fap like this", "just pay the fap tax and you will be fine"

by Bill235235235 December 24, 2013

fap farm

Jerkin off to animals or the thought of animals.

He got so drunk last night he totally pulled a "fap farm".

Chokin the chicken literally!!!!

by Lyrik Dodel December 22, 2010

fap juice

Any media that inspires the urge to masturbate.

That picture of Carmen Electra is fap juice and I want to ejaculate all over her face!

by yawgm8th February 11, 2005

fap flap

Another word for the Magnetic Cover of the New iPad2.

The cover protects the screen during fapping.

"Dude, gruwesome."
"Fortunately only on my fap flap and not on the screen

by PIT5657 August 25, 2011

Fap rag

The meaning of fap rag is being a dumbass that drives a gay Buick Regal and gets baked for no reason and believe he’s in Minecraft and has blocks falling on top of him

Zach Mueller is a fap rag

by Zachm.lovesboys January 17, 2020

Fap Fuck February

February is the month for relaxing your nuts.
It comes right after 'Just Jizz January'

Person 1: "I just made it through Just Jizz January, my girlfriend is pissed and horny"
Person 2: "Relax! Fap Fuck February is coming, you can fuck her now"

by Leo F. November 1, 2018

Fap Forever February

In this challenge starting on February 1st, you must masturbate every single hour of the day until 8 PM, so if it is 7 AM, when the clock strikes 8 AM, you must masturbate until 9 AM, and if it is 9:59, when the clock strikes 10 AM, you must nut until 11 AM and so on and so forth. You cannot stop nutting until 8 PM and if your arm grows tired of masturbating, you are allowed 5 breaks and that is it. How long each break is will depend on your progress, so if you masturbated nonstop, you are allowed a 30 Minute break. However, if you stop masturbating in places or simply don't do it at all, sorry, you can't take that break and you are down to 4. Good luck.

Nick: I won Fap Forever February
Mark: What a stupid challenge.

by TheGayAccount December 22, 2018