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Flapjack Fap

using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate
"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012
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soggy fap

It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.
Come on Will! Not another soggy fap
by Smatus November 24, 2017
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Fap-Dap

Accidentally (or intentionally) high-fiving, fist-bumping or shaking the hand of an acquaintance or stranger, following a self-love session.
Dude...Clay was locked in his room for at least a half hour and then high-fived me. Something's not right.

Sir, I believe he just gave you Fap-Dap.
by Drew Öyster Cult August 15, 2011
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food fap

Gorging on an excess of food after looking at a bunch of food porn.
The new issue of Bon Appetit made me want to food fap everything in sight.
by Foodfapper March 12, 2015
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amphetamine fap

When you take some adderall and struggle to get hard while watching porn, ensuing a three hour time of self-exploration
amphetamine fap (n) - I took that adderall and fucked Ashley for like three hours, but I passed out before I came
by CronunDrum February 2, 2016
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Generation Fap

An entire male generation raised on high quality, readily available internet porn who have their conception of real females completely out of whack as a result.

- As defined by BillyBatts83 on Reddit.
At a party...

Fat Neckbeard - Heh, look at this bitch. She has small tits.

NB's Friend - Dude, wtf you pugsly slop sack, you couldn't bag a chick half that hot.

NB - Yah, you're so right. My perception is all fucked out from all this HQ porn. Goddamn you, Max Hardcore! Goddamn you, Generation Fap!
by LIEberalscum June 19, 2011
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Chain Fap

Dude, everytime Eonsdizzle hears somthing about politics he chain faps like a mad man.
by Captain Explode October 21, 2006
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