using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate
"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012
Get the Flapjack Fapmug. It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.
by Smatus November 24, 2017
Get the soggy fapmug. Accidentally (or intentionally) high-fiving, fist-bumping or shaking the hand of an acquaintance or stranger, following a self-love session.
Dude...Clay was locked in his room for at least a half hour and then high-fived me. Something's not right.
Sir, I believe he just gave you Fap-Dap.
Sir, I believe he just gave you Fap-Dap.
by Drew Öyster Cult August 15, 2011
Get the Fap-Dapmug. by Foodfapper March 12, 2015
Get the food fapmug. When you take some adderall and struggle to get hard while watching porn, ensuing a three hour time of self-exploration
amphetamine fap (n) - I took that adderall and fucked Ashley for like three hours, but I passed out before I came
by CronunDrum February 2, 2016
Get the amphetamine fapmug. An entire male generation raised on high quality, readily available internet porn who have their conception of real females completely out of whack as a result.
- As defined by BillyBatts83 on Reddit.
- As defined by BillyBatts83 on Reddit.
At a party...
Fat Neckbeard - Heh, look at this bitch. She has small tits.
NB's Friend - Dude, wtf you pugsly slop sack, you couldn't bag a chick half that hot.
NB - Yah, you're so right. My perception is all fucked out from all this HQ porn. Goddamn you, Max Hardcore! Goddamn you, Generation Fap!
Fat Neckbeard - Heh, look at this bitch. She has small tits.
NB's Friend - Dude, wtf you pugsly slop sack, you couldn't bag a chick half that hot.
NB - Yah, you're so right. My perception is all fucked out from all this HQ porn. Goddamn you, Max Hardcore! Goddamn you, Generation Fap!
by LIEberalscum June 19, 2011
Get the Generation Fapmug. by Captain Explode October 21, 2006
Get the Chain Fapmug.