sunday market excuse

A lame excuse to get out of a meaningful event, usually caused by years of spousal control.

Sorry can't make it this Sunday lads, need to get supplies from the market. I know, standard sunday market excuse.

by jimbob77 January 8, 2019

things that DID exist in 2009

(please see “things that did not exist in 2009“ for a full and accurate depiction of 2009.)
1. not me.
2. not my brother simon.
3. hermione granger from Harry Potter.
4. pepperidge farms.
5. the english language.
that’s it.

another list of things that DID exist in 2009

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Kevin Chin Excuse

Just the stupidest most absurd excuses that anyone could make. It's actually so unbelievable it just makes me question how do you even think of these excuses. It's harder to think of these excuses than to actually pass the HSC.

Person 1: Stop throwing the game
Person 2: Oh, its just that I'm not sitting cross-legged on my specific office chair, and that someone was walking behind me.
Person 1: Mate stop making Kevin Chin Excuses

by cootiespoggersbutthole October 26, 2020

excuse my french

An expression that is often misused to mean to allow me to curse. In-fact it's supposed to refer to the fact that French is a very sensual language, and it's to be used after something sensual.

Pardon my french, but she's hot.

by Idoit November 4, 2003

flimsy fucking excuse

What Protestants are, essentially. The "faith" they believe in no more than a crock of shit passed off as a religion.

Protestants are a flimsy fucking excuse for a religion.

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

existentialist sex

A sexual experience that is planned in advance and set up to be different or weird on purpose.

She was bored enough to take up his suggestion for existentialist sex and wore the moon boots and feather boa.

by quazy_quisp April 11, 2009

Jharkhand doesn't exist

Jharkhand is a state in Republic of India. Reddit users in India started this copypasta that Jharkhand doesn't exist, much like the copypasta 'Women don't exist'

You know Priyanka Chopra does not exist, because she was born in Jharkhand, and Jharkhand doesn't exist.

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022