even

word added to a sentence when you want to stress something hysterically just to sound angrier.

'Why are you EVEN trying it?'
'What are you EVEN doing here?'

by noofruit April 14, 2006

You don't even know, right?

An ignorant question made into a statement by people from south of Texas who don't speak very good English.

"You don't even know if you're hiring, right?", "You don't even know, right?"

by Cherry Odelay June 10, 2009

Good Fucking Evening

1. When someone thinks it's funny to use the word "fucking" or "fuck." 2. When someone is being sarcastic.

Someone 1: Good fucking evening have a great fucking day don't forget your fucks lol. Someone 2: Wtf ? or Someone 1: Good fucking evening >.> Someone 2: Are you being sarcastic? Someone 1: No..... >.> Someone 2: Dude ._.

by Someone I guess? June 20, 2018

eventual

Cool, alright, sweet

My life is great, everything's eventual.

by KBalth May 15, 2006

In a shocking turn of events

A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.

dude 1: I just got shut down by that hot chick at the bar.

dude 2: In a shocking turn of events!

by TV CAR May 30, 2010

Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.

Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.

by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009

You don't even know

Dane Cook's perfect representation of how it should be used. When in an arguement with your significant other this needs to be dropped at the end of the arguement when nothing else can be gained from the situation. Then one must promptly exit the room.

"Over there, eating your Oodles of Noodles!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!"

by Ryan Frazier March 15, 2008